Name: Alwin Jeehd P. Tomas
Nickname: Alwin
Address: Bahay-ampunan
E-mail address: Alpha UNDERSCORE Tango-Oscar-Mike-Alpha-Sierra-Zero-Zero-Seven AT Hotel Oscar Tango Mike Alpha India Lima DOT Charlie-Oscar-Mike
Chatroom nickname: Boy_Popoy
Birthdate: October 7
Birthplace: Hospital
Weekly Allowance: P 500
Hobby: MTM; surfing
Favorite food: Vegetables
Favorite drink: H20
Favorite TV show: HBO, Star Movies
Favorite sport: Volleyball
Favorite video game: Mario
Favorite book: ABNKKBSNPLAKO
Favorite writer: -
Favorite movie: MTM
Favorite actor: Pierce Brosnan
Favorite actress: Cameron Diaz
Favorite singer: Myself
Favorite band: Incubus
Favorite song: I'll Be
Favorite teacher: Sir Mendoza
Reason: Yo. Yo. Yo... Hi... Hi... Hi...
Favorite subject: Journalism; Filipino
Reason: -Nothing-
Favorite classmate: Geronimo Cristobal
Reason: He's intelligent
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Marcos, Mao Tze Tung
Favorite airline: Philippine Airlines
Favorite time period: 12:00 NN/MN
Favorite condom brand: Trust; Durex
Favorite perfume: Heaven
Favorite pet: Persian cat
Favorite hangout: School; home
Greatest dream: To fulfill my dreams
Person admired most: Hitler
Future plans: To have a good future!
Unforgettable occurence this year: None
Likes: Sex, you, me, myself, I
Dislikes: You against I
Describe yourself: Look at my picture above
Motto: Klase! Isipin ito!
Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
Cremated
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Hatefully remembered
Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
No
In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
Caezar Arrojo
Who is the most beautiful person for you?
D' muse! or ours... Cno ba un?
Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
No, no, no.
Three wishes...
1. World peace
2. Self-satisfaction
3. To meet genie
Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Yes, no, no, hot!
Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
All of the above -- NO!
Is your name Helen?
No.
Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
No.
Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
No.
Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
Yes!
Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
All of the above.
Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Yes, no.
If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
I dunno.
Do you hate yourself?
Soemtimes.
Do you like yourself?
Yes
Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as your husband/wife/lover?
Foreigner!
Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
No. No. No.
What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
Bus. Ad
The best movie you've ever watched was?
James Bond 007
What was the best book you never read?
Pocket books!
Any last words?
Good luck! LKS!
GO! GO! GO!
Bye!
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