Name: Mark Sta. Maria
Nickname: Mac
E-mail address: Alpha-India-Romeo UNDERSCORE Alpha-Mike-Alpha-Tango-Sierra AT Yankee-Alpha-Hotel-Oscar-Oscar DOT Charlie-Oscar-Oscar
Chatroom nickname: A.I.D.
Birthdate: June 17
Birthplace: San Juan MM
Weekly Allowance: 750 pesos
Hobby: eat,watch,think,emote,sentiment,watch the keyboard,sleep,horseplay,laugh,tell jokes,make noise,hype,smile,do something to avoid boredom,do something to reach happiness,play games,
Favorite food: mango float
Favorite drink: mango juice
Favorite TV show: Music video shows
Favorite sport: Basketball, Wushu and capoeira(zoom,zoom,zoom...)
Favorite video game: gummy's game of the month(currently advanced wars)
Favorite book: Bakit Baliktad mag... for now
Favorite writer: Bob Ong...for now
Favorite movie: Threemovie
Favorite actor: non
Favorite actress: ate v & pip
Favorite singer: damon albarn
Favorite band: blur
Favorite song: tender
Favorite teacher: Bruce Lee
Reason: astig
Favorite subject: Martial Arts
Reason: astig
Favorite classmate: Nova
Reason: seeecret
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Mako
Favorite airline: Cebu Pacific(buhay pa rin ako ngayon)
Favorite time period: 10:24am,2019
Favorite condom brand: condom ng arabo(stockings)
Favorite perfume: touch & fresh by glade
Favorite pet: pucha
Favorite hangout: alam na...
Greatest dream: ewan
Person admired most: Bruce Lee
Future plans: to be a full-fledged prophet
Unforgettable occurence this year: ink?
Likes: kapwa matakaw
Dislikes: mga madali mabusog
Describe yourself: OC
Motto: "O, Geronimo, no minor ego!"
Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
cremated then buried
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
hatefully forgotten
Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
sana
In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
the one with big fat lips
Who is the most beautiful person for you?
natalie portman
Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
nep
Three wishes...
1. grant me another set of free wishes
2. grant the wishes that i wish
3. i wish this'll work
Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
nakakain na 'ko ng nadigest na dragon. kasama yung kumain. *mourn*
Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
si Juan Flavier ba't wala sa listahan?
Is your name Helen?
*jeopardy theme*
Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
i tried gatorade on sinigang.
Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
yope
Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
*the golden rule*
Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
*mourn mourn mourn*
Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
I lived in a prayer after since
If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
yellwboy
Do you hate yourself?
51% of the time
Do you like yourself?
12% of the time
Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as you husband/wife/lover?
*snort*
Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
9 times. believe it or not.. im walkin' on air... blabla..
What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
UPCHK master of *zzzZZZ*
The best movie you've ever watched was?
Threemovie
What was the best book you never read?
*isip...isip...isip...* TAMA!!! LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY, O TOLKIEN BOOKS!!! eng eng...
Any last words?
..u...ugh..*dead*
