Name: John Constantine Reyes
Nickname: (home) JC; (at school) Constan...
E-mail address: Bravo-Oscar-XRay-Oscar-Foxtrot UNDERSCORE Charlie-Romeo-Alpha-Yankee-Oscar-November AT Yankee-Alpha-Hotel-Oscar-Oscar DOT Charlie-Oscar-Mike
Birthdate: February 10
Birthplace: Davao
Weekly Allowance: P 500
Hobby: I like to be horny and riding jeepney
Favorite food: Kiamoi
Favorite drink: Marijuana
Favorite TV show: Batibot
Favorite sport: Dancing
Favorite video game: Advance Warthen
Favorite book: colorong books
Favorite writer: "Geronimo"
Favorite movie: God must be crazy
Favorite actor: Vic Sotto
Favorite actress: jimmy santos
Favorite singer: John Black (note: Jack Black, banlag!)
Favorite band: Group X
Favorite song: Soul to Squeeze
Favorite teacher: Chiong
Reason: She's pretty, and her eyes, and hair
Favorite subject: P.E.
Reason: Wala akong P.E.
Favorite classmate: ARJEV
Reason: tanga
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Alwin
Favorite airline: Laoag Air
Favorite time period: 2019
Favorite condom brand: Friendly
Favorite perfume: Musk
Favorite pet: Snail
Favorite hangout: AC HQ
Greatest dream: Kinain ko yung bird
Person admired most: Jed Pornobi
Future plans: Gagawa ako ng planet
Unforgettable occurence this year: Nagpatuli ako.
Likes: Mga taong walang putok
Dislikes: Mga taong may putok
Describe yourself: I'm a box of crayon, it's very colorful, when I am angry, I'm red. When I'm happy, I'm yellow.
Motto: Keep off the grass.
Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
fed to senior citizens (yung walang ngipin)
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
remembered forgottenly
Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
Yes.
In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
Makmakk
Who is the most beautiful person for you?
Myself.
Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
Yes. Yes. No.
Three wishes...
1. magpahaba
2. magpaputol
3. dutchie
Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Yes, tastes like chicken.
Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Si Jose de Venecia lang.
Is your name Helen?
Yes, with double H.
Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
Yes, but I forgot if it's true.
Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
Yes, pero nadapa tapos nahubaran.
Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
No, ikaw pala yun ha! Gago ka!
Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
All of the above, except for boat.
Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Yes, I didn't actually cry.
If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
Labia
Do you hate yourself?
Maybe
Do you like yourself?
Maybe not
Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as you husband/wife/lover?
Yes. Maybe not. Yeah!
Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
No. Two times. No.
What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
This question is too personal to answer.
The best movie you've ever watched was?
Greenwich Primo, sobrang sarap to.
What was the best book you never read?
I don't read books.
Any last words?
madalas akong umiwi ng bahay ng lasing, kaya ngayon piloto na ako ng US Navy, kaya payo ko sa inyo... wag kayong matulog ng nakapikit para wala kayong muta sa umaga... mahirap talaga maging bobo, wala kang naiintindihan, tulad ng nagbabasa nito..,
