Name: Francis Daniel P. Tolentino
Nickname: Prankoys
E-mail address: Papa-Romeo-Alpha-November-Kilo-Oscar-Yankee-Sierra-Juliet-Juliet-Charlie AT India-Sierra-Papa-Bravo-Oscar-November-Alpha-November-Zulu-Alpha DOT Charlie-Oscar-Mike DOT Papa-Hotel
Chatroom nickname: Guybrush on EFNET, Prankoys/Sajuuk/SEJPUKI on UnderNet, 2418-B, Stilgar, Mithrandir on other networks
Birthdate: October 30
Birthplace: The Garden of Kadesh in the Great Nebula
Weekly Allowance: P 500
Hobbies: Playing computer games, Photoshopping, eating, sleeping
Favorite food: Just about anything that looks good and won't kill me
Favorite drink: softdrinks, iced tea
Favorite TV show: It's been a long time since I last sat in front of the TV.
Favorite sport: Basketball, and most other sports that involve a ball (baseball, paintball, etc.)
Favorite video game: WAY too many to list here. Seriously.
Favorite book: Anything science fiction, Lord of the Rings, and Pugad Baboy
Favorite writer: Pol Medina Jr., Douglas Adams, J.R.R. Tolkien, Frank Herbert, Michael Stackpole
Favorite movie: I'll watch (and probably end up liking) any movie out there.
Favorite actor: Adam Sandler, Al Pacino, Laurence Fishburne, Samuel Jackson
Favorite actress: Uh.... Natalie Portman? Or maybe Rachael Leigh Cook...
Favorite singer: Anyone, as long as it isn't one of those generic pop "artists."
Favorite band: Any old school punk band, Barbie's Cradle, Eraserheads, Parokya ni Edgar, Rivermaya, Yano, Tenacious D, Incubus, Musical Youth
Favorite song: Pass the Dutchie, Tribute, Wonderboy
Favorite teacher: Yoda
Reason: Lightsaber. Enough said.
Favorite subject: All non-academic subjects
Reason: I can get some well-needed sleep in some of them.
Favorite classmate: Everyone, especially members of Gummy
Reason: I have my reasons. Everyone's cool.
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Josef Stalin, Alwin
Favorite airline: Flying house
Favorite time period: Umm... recess and dismissal.
Favorite condom brand: What use would I have for that? (VIRGIN ALERT!)
Favorite perfume: Cool Water, but it's too damn expensive...
Favorite pet: dog, hamster, elephant/other animal hybrids (like eleroo, elefountain, etc.)
Favorite hangout: My house, AC's house (aka, "Gummy HQ"), Victor's house (aka, "FART HQ"), the presently non-existent FAG Mansion
Greatest dream: That is classified information.
Person admired most: Field Marshal Erwin Rommel of WWII. Also General George S. Patton, from the same war.
Future plans: To live a long and happy life.
Unforgettable occurence this year: Field trip, and just about every occasion I took pictures of.
Likes: Open-minded, considerate, friendly people with a sense of humor
Dislikes: Overconfident, narrow-minded, self-centered, self-righteous people
Describe yourself: Geek, pessimist, slightly insane, no vices, twisted sense of humor. Some say I'm weird, and you know what? THEY'RE RIGHT!
Special move: Hara-kiri
Motto: Never bite off more than you can chew.
Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
Constipated. Yes, I'd rather die from constipation. Is there something wrong with that?
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Forgotten. I think that's what's going to happen anyway.
Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
Actually, I get the urge to piss while I'm defecating, so I defecate and piss simultaneously. SITTING DOWN, ALL RIGHT?!
In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
I invoke my right to remain silent. No one, actually.
Who is the most beautiful person for you?
Someone... take a wild guess.
Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
Unfortunately not.
Three wishes...
1. First, I want a BMP-3 so I can cruise through the city in safety.
2. Second, I wanta new computer that's better than Piece of Shit
3. Lastly, I want to be able to do anything I want, and any punishment will be replaced with washing dishes.
Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
I'm experimental with food, but not THAT experimental!
I'll try anything once.
Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Heck no. I have eyes for only one woman. (Sappy son of a bitch...)
Is your name Helen?
No, but I wish it were. No wait, I don't.
Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
I didn't do it by mistake, I did it intentionally. Never ate the stuff, though.
Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
No. It should be pretty cool, though. Although I doubt anyone will ever bother chasing me.
Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
Yeah, but it's a pretty old gag.
Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
A tank. Nothing like 2 feet of armor for protection. It can go offroad and it's amphibious, too.
Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Yep. I laughed at it and laughed even harder when I saw other people's reactions to it.
If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
Someone who isn't such a loser.
Do you hate yourself?
Yeah, a little. a whole fucking lot.
Do you like yourself?
Not really. I'm beginning to, so someone get over here and whack me upside the head before I end up in a world of illusion again.
Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as your husband/wife/lover?
Foreigner? No, thank you, I'd rather have a Filipina for a wife. Alien, no.(I'm not THAT desperate!)
Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
No. The dog barked at me, and I snapped at him. He ran away.
What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
UP or UST. Computer Science, Computer Engineering, or Information Technology, depends on the quota stupidity. Master's degree? Maybe.
UST ECE screwed up everything. Someone hand me a mop and point me to the nearest McDonald's.
The best movie you've ever watched was?
Band of Brothers (that HBO miniseries)
What was the best book you never read?
I'd say Lord of the Rings, or Dune, but I've already read them. War and Peace, I suppose.
Superbook
Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Any last words?
Good luck in life, everyone. Thanks for everything. Sorry if I have, in any way, offended any of you. Thanks for everything. Don't worry, the LKS site will go on strong even after we graduate. The Gummy Group will keep it operational. Don't forget to visit it regularly. Send us updates on your situation, where you are, what you're doing, who you're with (uy...), and anything else you might run into after graduating. We might even have a cool reunion in the future, so keep your eyes and ears open, and your nose clean.
Apologies for the stupid questions. I ran out of ideas halfway through writing the survey. I see some of you answered them. You must've been royally bored.
Thanks again. Godspeed!
YOU ALL SUCK DICK.
