Name: Juan Paolo Aquino Janolino
Nickname: Paolo
E-mail address: Juliet-Uniform-Alpha-November-Papa-Alpha-Oscar-Lima-Oscar-One-Six AT Yankee-Echo-Hotel-Echo-Yankee DOT Charlie-Oscar-Mike
Chatroom nickname: duke
Birthdate: April 5
Birthplace: UST Hospital
Weekly Allowance: P 500
Hobby: Reading books
Favorite food: Spaghetti
Favorite drink: Coke/cola
Favorite TV show: Kahit ano
Favorite sport: Badminton
Favorite video game: Duke Nukem: Time to Kill!
Favorite book: Religious books; anything!
Favorite writer: Joan Caroll Cruz
Favorite movie: American Pie; basta sex comedy
Favorite actor: Jason Biggs
Favorite actress: -
Favorite singer: Regine Velasquez, Charlotte Church
Favorite band: Slapshock
Favorite song: Dream a Dream by Charlotte Church
Favorite teacher: Sir Mendoza
Reason: Nakakatuwa
Favorite subject: Actually, History
Reason: Interesting
Favorite classmate: Arianne
Reason: Nakakatuwang tumawa
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Hitler
Favorite airline: Air Philippines
Favorite time period: Vacant
Favorite condom brand: Trust
Favorite perfume: Axe or Tommy Hilfiger
Favorite pet: Dog
Favorite hangout: Mall
Greatest dream: To be a priest!!!
Person admired most: Mother
Future plans: To finish studies
Unforgettable occurence this year: Prom and cheering
Likes: Kind person, hindi mayabang
Dislikes: Mayayabang, mahilig mang-asar
Describe yourself: Chubby, simple...
Motto: In God We Trust...
Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
Cremated. Kasi baka malibing ka pa ng buhay. Di mas mabuting abo ka na lang pa nilibing.
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Forgotten. Kaysa naman inaalala nga nila ako galit naman sa akin.
Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
Ay nako...
In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
Caezar Arrojo
Who is the most beautiful person for you?
Lahat basta mabait.
Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
Kapag amoy pawis na di natural mabaho ka na.
Three wishes...
1. Peace in the world
2. Bumait ang mga teachers sa atin
3. Pumasa sana ako ka Ma'am Chiong
Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Ewan ko...
Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Yuk! Ano ba yan!!
Is your name Helen?
Obvious ba?!
Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
Hindi pa.
Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
Ano ba yan!!
Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
Hindi!!!
Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
Sa tingin ko, wala.
Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Wala pa naman pero nakakita na ako ng tongue enter a vagina completely.
If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
Wala na.
Do you hate yourself?
No.
Do you like yourself?
Yes. Kasi nagagawa ko rin naman yung hindi nagagawa ng iba.
Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as your husband/wife/lover?
Hindi
Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
Noong bata pa ako. Natural! Masakit!
What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
Alam nyo naman eh. Di ba magpapari ako. Para masaya.
The best movie you've ever watched was?
Scary Movie I
What was the best book you never read?
Ewan ko. Di ko pa nga nababasa eh.
Any last words?
Ano ba naman yan! Mga walang kwentang tanong. Pero sana maganda talaga website natin ha!!
