Name: Jonnel Joyce B. Centeno
Nickname: Janel
E-mail address: Juliet-Alpha-November-Echo-Lima UNDERSCORE Charlie-Echo-November-Tango-Echo-November-Oscar AT Yankee-Alpha-Hotel-Oscar-Oscar DOT Charlie-Oscar-Mike
Chatroom nickname: [janel], janel, gallin, [gallin]
Birthdate: September 2
Birthplace: QC
Weekly Allowance: SECRET
Hobby: BASKETBALL!!!
Favorite food: Dinuguan, Kare-kare, Nilagang baka
Favorite drink: Melon!
Favorite TV show: Charmed
Favorite sport: Basketball!!!
Favorite video game: Powerstone! X-Men Vs. Street Fighter
Favorite book: Harry Potter
Favorite writer: -
Favorite movie: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Favorite actor: Ben Affleck, Jim Carrey
Favorite actress: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Favorite singer: Regine Velasquez
Favorite band: Incubus
Favorite song: Whenever You Call by Mariah Carey
Favorite teacher: Sir Mendoza
Reason: Funny, serious...
Favorite subject: Fil, Math, QC
Reason: la lang!
Favorite classmate: Caezar
Reason: Funny and green!
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Alwin!
Favorite airline: East West Airline
Favorite time period: 9:00-10:00 PM
Favorite condom brand: I don't use one
Favorite perfume: Issey miyake
Favorite pet: Turtle
Favorite hangout: My house
Greatest dream: None pa
Person admired most: My best friend
Future plans: To live a prosperous life
Unforgettable occurence this year: I forgot
Likes: Friendly, broad minded
Dislikes: Plastic, papansin masyado
Describe yourself: Describe me
Motto: What's the point of living when if you don't feel alive?
Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
Bruried.
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Fogotten
Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
I defecate first, then I piss
In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
Everyone's great!
Who is the most beautiful person for you?
ME! hi...hi...hi...
Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
No, no, no.
Three wishes...
1. Great future
2. Happy future
3. Sana matupad lahat ng wish no!
Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
No -- I dun know
Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
No, no, no, no
Is your name Helen?
No
Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
No
Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
No
Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
Yes, but childish, too.
Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
Sports car
Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
NO!
If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
Princess Diana (if she was alive) corny no?
Do you hate yourself?
No
Do you like yourself?
Not really
Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as your husband/wife/lover?
No
Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
Yes, one time. Yes, it hurt! A lot!
What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
UP! Psycho... not yet.
The best movie you've ever watched was?
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
What was the best book you never read?
Lord of the Rings
Any last words?
Just don't make false, crap profiles for me.
