Alex Fernandez

Alex Fernandez

Name: Alexander Marquilla Fernandez
Nickname: Alex
Birthdate: December 2
Birthplace: V. Luna Hospital
Weekly Allowance: P 550
Hobby: Playing basketball, billiards, PC, PS, eating, listening in radio
Favorite food: Siopao
Favorite drink: Sprite
Favorite TV show: Gme knb?
Favorite sport: Basketball
Favorite video game: Time Crisis
Favorite book: The Little Prince
Favorite writer: Amado Hernandez
Favorite movie: We Were Soldiers, Enemy at the Gates
Favorite actor: Robbie Williams, Jackie Chan
Favorite actress: Claudine Barretto
Favorite singer: Chito Miranda
Favorite band: Parokya ni Edgar, Siakol
Favorite song: Kailan Pa
Favorite teacher: Ma'am Marasigan
Reason: Because she is the coolest among the rest.
Favorite subject: Filipino
Reason: I can relate to it...
Favorite classmate: Kris
Reason: Because he is my former buddy.
Favorite airline: PAL
Favorite time period: 9:50 AM, 12:00 MN
Favorite condom brand: Trust
Favorite perfume: Bench
Favorite pet: Bird
Favorite hangout: sa basketball court
Greatest dream: to be the highest ranking officer in AFP
Person admired most: the military chief
Future plans: I want to go to Baguio to go in training in PMA
Unforgettable occurence this year: Yung na busted ako.
Likes: Yung masasarap na gawin.
Dislikes: Yung hindi masasarap na gawin.
Describe yourself: Small pero matikas, pangit na may itsura!... :P
Motto: As long as one is fighting, the victory can come.

Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
Buried.

Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Forgotten.

Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
Sometimes.

In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
Tristan.

Who is the most beautiful person for you?
Donnabel Acal

Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
No, tanga lang ang nalalaglag.

Three wishes...
1. Be in good health all people in the world
2. Die all the fucking bad people
3. All the luck for my future

Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Dog, masarap lasang garapata.

Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Wala sa kanila.

Is your name Helen?
No!

Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
No!

Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
No!

Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
Yes!

Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
I only have a matchbox sportscar!

Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Not yet... why would I be scared? Maybe I will smile!

If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
The hollowman!

Do you hate yourself?
No.

Do you like yourself?
Yes!

Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as you husband/wife/lover?
No. Never I don't want to be crossbred with an alien or any fucking shits.

Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
Yes, 1 time only, ho, that dog did not hurt me but frightened me.

What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
Nursing.

The best movie you've ever watched was?
Enemy at the Gates, Harry Potter

What was the best book you never read?
The Three Musketeers

Any last words?
Godbless to all LKS batch 2002-2003!
Take care olweiz and fuck you to all of you! Thanks!


IV-Lope K Santos 2003
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