Karizza Jane T. Directo

Karizza Directo

Name: Karizza Jane T. Directo
Nickname: Kar
Chatroom nickname: Taz_17, KitzMaui_18
Birthdate: July 31
Birthplace: Manila
Weekly Allowance: P 500
Hobby: Watching TV, texting
Favorite food: Kare-kare, siomai
Favorite drink: Strawberry, mango
Favorite TV show: MTV, ESPN
Favorite sport: Basketball, table tennis
Favorite video game: F1 Race, Pokemon
Favorite book: Mythology
Favorite writer: J.K. Rowling
Favorite movie: Stigmata
Favorite actor: Brad Pitt
Favorite actress: Julia Roberts
Favorite singer: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Favorite band: The Calling, Freestyle
Favorite song: Cupid, Simply Jessie
Favorite teacher: Duka, Marites
Reason: Cool, concerned about her anaks (students)
Favorite subject: P.E.
Reason: Wala ginagawa, walang hirap, puro laro
Favorite classmate: Caezar Arrojo and Cristobal
Reason: sila and nagpapasaya sa classroom
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Alwin Tomas
Favorite airline: Ninoy Aquino
Favorite time period: 24 hrs.
Favorite condom brand: Frenzy
Favorite perfume: Clinique Happy, Polo Sport
Favorite pet: Dog, bird
Favorite hangout: Malls, billiard house
Greatest dream: To finish my studies and a stable life
Person admired most: My mom
Future plans: To have business
Unforgettable occurence this year: Field trip
Likes: Friendly, honest
Dislikes: Plastic
Describe yourself: Friendly, quiet, joker and lastly gorgeous
Motto: Don't problem the problem coz if you problem the problem the problem will problem you. Gets me sana...

Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
Cremated... to be with my loved ones forever, also to be practical

Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Hatefully remembered para lagi kang naaalala at hindi ka kakalimutan

Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
Sometimes, when I'm in a rush.

In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
The one and only butike (Caezar Arrojo)

Who is the most beautiful person for you?
My mom.

Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
Not yet.

Three wishes...
1. To have a peaceful world
2. To be a billionaire
3. To live forever

Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Never!!! Yuck! Ok ka lang...?

Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Sorry none of the above... kayo pwede???

Is your name Helen?
How I wish... Wala na naunahan na sila ng mommy ko.

Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
I want to... but not in my cereal. But actually never.

Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
In my dreams

Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
Yuck!!!

Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
Airplane to travel in the whole world without paying for expensive tickets.

Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Hindi pa ako nakakita, but if ever maaawa me and scared also.

If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
My loved one, my special someone, in short yung mahal ko.

Do you hate yourself?
Sometime... pag nagiging tanga

Do you like yourself?
Yes... pag nagiging sabog

Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as your husband/wife/lover?
Umm... alien na lang to have another unique and more gorgeous humanoid alien race. Di ba okey yun...

Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
Yes, once I don't know siguro. Kasi bata pa ako nun.

What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
I will try nursing but since I was a kid I've wanted to be a lawyer.

The best movie you've ever watched was?
James Bond movies

What was the best book you never read?
I don't know

Any last words?
Umm... First of all I wanna greet you a happy reading. I hope you like my asnwers. I want to thank...

My classmates for leading their notebooks to me and for allowing me to copy their assignments.

My teacher for teaching me many things.

My uniform coz without my uniform I'm naked.

For my shoes para hindi masaktan paa ko.

For my parents who have sacrificed much for me.

And lastly god for being there always.


IV-Lope K Santos 2003
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