Name: David P. Cudilla
Nickname: David/Dave
E-mail address: Kilo-Uniform-Lima-Alpha-Papa-Oscar-Oscar-Oscar AT Yankee-Alpha-Hotel-Oscar-Oscar DOT Charlie-Oscar-Mike
Chatroom nickname: kulapooo
Birthdate: March 20
Birthplace: QC
Weekly Allowance: P 2500
Hobby: Sex, masturbating and slowly killing my sis
Favorite food: Sushi/rice
Favorite drink: Lambanog
Favorite TV show: The Aquarium Channel
Favorite sport: Taekwondo
Favorite video game: Grand Theft Auto 3/Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
Favorite book: Kamasutra
Favorite writer: Pol Medina Jr.
Favorite movie: The Bedtime Stories/Live Show
Favorite actress: Lahat ng ubod ng ganda na sexy star
Favorite singer: Lahat ng ubod ng ganda na sexy star
Favorite band: Goo Goo Dolls/Parokya ni Edgar
Favorite song: Happy Birthday
Favorite teacher: Ma'am Chiong
Reason: She looks like my dog (pug)
Favorite subject: English
Reason: Coz I could sleep freely and undisturbed
Favorite classmate: Viray
Reason: Sarap bugbugin/insultuhin
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Alwin
Favorite airline: Laoag Airline/Free trip to Manila Bay
Favorite time period: Jurassic
Favorite condom brand: Durex - it's very durable
Favorite perfume: Utot ko
Favorite pet: T-Rex/Ma'am Chiong/Sir Relayo
Favorite hangout: C.R. - alam mo na kung bakit!
Greatest dream: to have a greatest dream
Person admired most: Myself syempre
Future plans: Have sex in the near future
Unforgettable occurence this year: PTC initiation
Likes: I like all the very beautiful and sexy girls in the country.
Dislikes: Jolog people (I wanna kill them all)
Describe yourself: Cute, handsome and lots of sex appeal
Motto: Sex now, marry later!
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Hatefully remembered coz I'm still remembered
In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
Ian Arellano
Three wishes...
1. To have infinite money
2. Peace on earth
3. To have another 3 wishes again...
Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Dog, it tastes like a puppy
Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Crush ko sarili ko kasi napakagwapo ko eh!
Is your name Helen?
No, my name is David. (note: or so you say...)
Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
No, put dog poop with paputok on people's doorsteps then boom...
Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
A giant robot coz it's giant.
Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Wala pa, coke in can pa lang.
If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
God.
Do you hate yourself?
Nope.
Do you like yourself?
Yup.
Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as you husband/wife/lover?
Foreigner, coz majority of them have big boobs.
What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
UP - BS Paranormal Science
The best movie you've ever watched was?
Live Show/6 hours sex orgy over the Internet entitled M.I.L.F. (Mother I'd Like to Fuck)
Any last words?
I'm very cute and I have a very itchy bunghole.
