Name: Adrian Crispin Dela Cuesta Baizas
Nickname: A.C., Ace, Bart
Address: Block 1, Lot 7 Romarosa Townhomes, Luzon Ave., Q.C.
Telephone number: 9527440
Cellphone number: 09166181015
E-mail address: Alpha-Charlie-Bravo-Alpha-India-Zulu-Alpha-Sierra-Two AT Yankee-Alpha-Hotel-Oscar-Oscar DOT Charlie-Oscar-Mike
Chatroom nickname: AC\DC, blue-milk
Age: 17
Birthdate: 03/06/86
Birthplace: Tondo, Manila.
Weekly Allowance: 500 pesos, nung nag-aaral pa ako.
Hobby: Sleeping, Drawing, Comics, Sleeping, Reading, Games, Modeling, TV.
Favorite food: Pagkaing mumurahin. (Instant noodles, Isaw, De Lata...)
Favorite drink: Tubig, OJ, Milk, Sarsi.
Favorite TV show: The Simpsons at The Wonder Years.
Favorite sport(s): Swimming (Masaya e.)
Favorite video game: CHRONO TRIGGER!
Favorite book: Bakit Baliktad Magbasa Ng Libro Ang Mga Pilipino? ni Bob Ong at Braindroppings by George Carlin
Favorite writer(s): Bob Ong sa Tagalog, George Carlin sa Inggles.
Favorite movie(s): Toy Story. (20 times ko pinanood. Di pa rin ako nagsawa.)
Favorite actor: Steve Buscemi at Rene Requiestas.
Favorite actress: Gwyneth Paltrow, Thora Birch and Heather Graham.
Favorite singer: Rey Valera. Malayo pa, ang umagaaaaaaaa...
Favorite band: The Beatles, and their filipino equivalent, The Eraserheads.
Favorite song: Across The Universe, by The Beatles.
Favorite teacher: Si Ma'am Soriano. :)
Reason: Sa lahat ng mga naging teacher ko, mula elementary hanggang fourth year, siya lamang ang natuwa sa mga project na ginawa ko. Tsaka astig siya. Nakaka-relate sa kabaliwan ko.
Favorite subject: English.
Reason: Dyan lang naman ako pumapasa e!
Favorite classmate: 'Nimo
Reason: Kasi bakla kami.
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Si erpats. Favorite nga e, di ba?
Favorite airline: PAL
Favorite time period: 6:00 pm. SIMPSONS NA!
Favorite condom brand: Uhh... sabon?
Favorite perfume: Drakkar Noir.
Favorite pet: Pusa. Kaso ambaho ng jerbaks. Kung may litterbox, hindi na problema yun.
Favorite hangout: Victor's. Kalaya-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, sa ating la-haaaaaaaat...
Greatest dream: To be a rich, long-haired hippy with a groovy Volkswagen Beetle.
Person admired most: Kuya Ricky ko. Sunod, si Prankoys.
Future plans: Makapagtapos at magtrabaho. Kahit na maliit sweldo basta masaya at kasama ko ang mga kaibigan ko.
Unforgettable occurence this year: Gummy Glutton Night. :)
Likes: Pixels, Color. Kahit ano, basta enjoy.
Dislikes: Alikabok, allergies, usok, gin pomelo. (lasang rubbing alcohol... oo, natikman ko na ang rubbing alcohol. walang pinagkaiba.)
Describe yourself: A big, fat, lazy, hippy. (You can't deny facts.)
Motto:
I think Bad Religion said it best: Do what you want Do it while you can Break all the fucking rules And go to hell with Superman And die like a champion YA-HEY! kickass.

Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
Cremated then stuffed inside a teddy bear. A la Kurt Cobain.

Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Forgetfully remembered... (banlag ka talaga ac...)

Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
Depends.

In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
Wala naman.

Who is the most beautiful person for you?
Ermats.

Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
No. I talk to manholes. "Hey Mike, want some pizza?"

Three wishes...
1. Unlimited wishes, nothing else.
2. Oh, and the ability to "unwish".
3. Lollipop at Lobo.

Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Kumain ako ng aso, dati. Akala ko Baka. Pusa, sa siopao. Dragon, wala pa.

Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Bakla silang lahat.

Is your name Helen?
"Hey, is your name Helen?" kanta ng Pinwheel yan e.

Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
"Whoa. Close one."...."eh."

Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
Not yeeeeeeeeet...

Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
Mas astig kung sumasabog yung jerbaks.

Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
Giant robot. Tapos bibili ako ng mangga (yung hilaw.) na nakasakay ako sa robot.

Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Oo naman. Nakakatawa nga e. Natawa ako kay Geronimo, kasi nagkasakit. Tapos si Epoy, gustong magsakristan! Grabe talaga yung epekto ng sineng yun.

If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
Albrecht Durer (patay na yun e.) Bruce Lee (patay na rin yun e.) So in short, para gusto ko na lang mamatay. Joke lang. Si Batman na lang.

Do you hate yourself?
Minsan. Pag may ginawa akong katarantaduhan.

Do you like yourself?
"To love oneself is a beginning of a lifelong romance." - Oscar Wilde

Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as your husband/wife/lover?
Hmm... wag na lang.

Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
Oo. Astig nga e. Inindyeksyunan ako ng pitong beses. Grabe.

What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
Viscom? Advertising? Pareho lang yun e.

The best movie you've ever watched was?
Oro Plata Mata.

What was the best book you never read?
THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES.