Angelique Ace Maya-Arboleda

"Hey, something's missing
Pass the joint so we could sing!"
Now I sing for her

Ace Arboleda

Name: Angelique Ace Maya-Arboleda
Nickname: Devilique Ace Maya-Arboleda
E-mail address: Foxtrot-Romeo-Oscar-Zulu-Echo-November-Sierra-Papa-Alpha-Delta-Echo-Eight-One-Three AT Yankee-Alpha-Hotel-Oscar-Oscar DOT Charlie-Oscar-Mike
Chatroom nickname: Evil Rasta
Birthdate: August 13
Birthplace: San Juan De Dios Hospital, Pasay City
Weekly Allowance: Sapat na
Hobby: Basketball, Lawn tennis, listening toradio
Favorite food: Bicol express, calamares
Favorite drink: Vodka, Bailey's
Favorite TV show: Strange Brew
Favorite sport: Basketball
Favorite video game: Mario3? Tetris? Old-fashioned gadgets
Favorite book: Wetware, Sati
Favorite writer: Rudy Rucker
Favorite movie: A Man Without a Face, Braveheart
Favorite actor: Christopher de Leon
Favorite actress: Clea DuVall
Favorite singer: Jonathan Foreman
Favorite band: Kittie, Five For Fighting, Rage, Eraserheads, Rivermaya, New Radicals
Favorite song: Passenger Seat, Butterfly Carnival
Favorite teacher: Ma'am Lopes
Reason: Bait
Favorite subject: THE
Reason: Sarap matulog
Favorite classmate: Lina
Reason: Marunong magshare ng blessings
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Mao Zedong
Favorite airline: PAL
Favorite time period: THE/Siesta
Favorite condom brand: Frenzy? I just like the color
Favorite perfume: Aqua de Guio
Favorite pet: Hamster
Favorite hangout: Friomixx, Didge
Greatest dream: To freeze time
Person admired most: Princess Diana
Future plans: Graduate at least
Unforgettable occurence this year: When Sabrina Simbulan stole my calculator
Likes: People who express themselves freely disregarding the consequences
Dislikes: Plastic, scared losers (Prankoys' note: Ouch.), feeling santa pero pakawala, naghuhugas ng kamay, nagmamalinis
Describe yourself: Total bitch from hell; aloof
Motto: Who does not fucking make a single sin cast the first stone

Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
I have always preferred cremation but I wanna try being fumigated. Too bad I only have one choice.

Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Hatefully remembered, of course.

Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
Not really.

In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
No one really in LKS but Pamela does suck in Joaquin

Who is the most beautiful person for you?
Nancy

Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
I haven't, but I'm open to try it.

Three wishes...
1. To try all those dozing stuff without dying
2. To get what I want and love
3. World peace

Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Dogs taste good. I'm having komodo dragons next.

Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Joe de Venecia is a big time D.O.M., but I would consider Francis M.

Is your name Helen?
I wish, if I was Helen of Troy

Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
I haven't but I did pour coffee once

Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
I don't have that much sex appeal

Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
I your neighbor's from hell, it is.

Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
SCOPED HIGH-POWER RIFLE!!!

Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Not yet but I did see hands and feet get into vaginas.

If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
Rukawa, Kaede or Barbara Silarde

Do you hate yourself?
Most of the time

Do you like yourself?
Occasionally

Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as your husband/wife/lover?
An alien of course. Hello?!

Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
I'll try to if you'll pay me

What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
Miriam: Comm. Arts or UST, sports science and maybe following it with a degree in medicine

The best movie you've ever watched was?
Silence of the Lambs

What was the best book you never read?
I don't call it best unless I've read it.

Any last words?
Misa ni Mami
Misa ni Mamo
Kopak hak
Kopak chow
Kopal-rak
Amen

Guess what language that was.


IV-Lope K Santos 2003
Contact information here.