Another one.
Posted: 7:15 AM (Manila Time) | August 14, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Oh well. Here's another one for you folks.
Time to go trudging onwards to UST. Chop chop.
Boredom sucks.
Posted: 7:00 AM (Manila Time) | August 13, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Don't look at me like that. I'm depressed, and I made that at 1:30 in the morning because I couldn't sleep. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to drag my butt over to UST and undergo torture, aka "Preliminary Exams."
I am an idiot.
Posted: 4:24 PM (Manila Time) | June 18, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Heh, I'm not surprised this happened. I forgot to name just WHOSE birthday it was yesterday. Well, here we go.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (again) MAC!!!
That's not the only problem with the previous post... I said he was 18 instead of 17. D'oh!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Posted: 4:50 PM (Manila Time) | June 17, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
It has been more than ONE MONTH since the last update. No, the layout still isn't done. And it won't be done anytime soon, seeing the barrage of crap we're being subjected to in college. Anyway, I'd just like to make you all aware that one of our brethren has just turned 17 today! Let's all greet him a friggin' happy birthday!
Weird Conversations Volume 6
Posted: 5:00 PM (Manila Time) | May 11, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Yeah, that's right. Volume 6 is up. Woo hoo.
Weird Conversations Volume 6
Weird Conversations 5
Posted: 2:10 PM (Manila Time) | April 29, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
With the recent lack of inactivity, I figured I'd compile the next WConv volume. It's up and ready for consumption.
Weird Conversations Volume 5
Weird Conversations Volume 5 - Word Wrapped
Blog-o-rama
Posted: 4:40 PM (Manila Time) | April 25, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
A bit off-topic here, but we've sunken our teeth into the blogging fad. Links are below.
The Garden of Kadesh - Prankoys
Saliva Ocean Yellow, Cowsoup - AC
Someone Else's Diary - Mac
Pepsi Boy - Geronimo
Edit: 9:05 PM - Damnit, messed up the links and only mine popped up on the list. Fixed.
Edit: 9:25 PM - Crap, now I forgot to place line breaks. I'm losing it...
Edit: 9:30 PM - Now I got the links screwed up! What is wrong with me?!
On another note, we're working on a new layout for the site. Whee.
Prankoys' Random Thoughts 2
Posted: 9:30 AM (Manila Time) | April 18, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Yes, it is that time again. Read or not, it is your decision. My writing has deteriorated lately, so please bear with me.(more...)
Edited Versions of Weird Conversations Online
Posted: 2:00 AM (Manila Time) | April 18, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Due to popular demand (about five people, heh), the Weird Conversation Files have been edited and made more browser-friendly. If Prankoys did it right, the documents shouldn't require you to scroll horizontally anymore. Links are below. The original unwrapped versions are still available, should anyone want them.
WConv1 (edited)
WConv2 (edited)
WConv3 (edited)
WConv4 (edited)
Weird Conversations 4 Online
Posted: 12:48 PM (Manila Time) | April 17, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
No time to say anything much, since I have to hightail it to Gummy HQ for a Gummy Group meeting. Suffice to say, Weird Conversations Volume 4 is up. Pick it up here. If you haven't read the previous WConvs yet, well, go and do so. Get them here: WConv1, WConv2, and WConv3.
The Kitin Logs
Posted: 12:40 PM (Manila Time) | April 16, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Nothing LKS related today, though there are plans for a party once Holy Week is finished. Watch your cellphones and the website for announcements, and keep your hand on that telephone. On request, I've uploaded a log of an IRC conversation we had early this morning. It may be found here. A bit of a suggestion: When dealing with these and other IRC logs (like the WConvs), right-click on the file and save it to your computer, then open it in Word or Wordpad with Word Wrap on (Word...). That should solve the my-god-I-have-to-scroll-to-the-right syndrome everyone's complaining about.
Galleries Updated
Posted: 2:15 PM (Manila Time) | April 11, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Another gallery update. This time we've got pictures of the two graduation ceremonies held this week. They are right here.
Galleries Updated
Posted: 10:22 PM (Manila Time) | April 4, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
The galleries have been updated with a series of new pictures from the days of the LKS Times' production. Check them out here.
Weird Conversations 3 Available
Posted: 11:52 AM (Manila Time) | April 3, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
The third volume of #Dilimanians Weird Conversations has been uploaded. The file is here. Enjoy.
Reviews Section Online
Posted: 1:35 AM (Manila Time) | March 24, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
The new reviews section has been brought online. There we shall pass our judgment on anything we feel like reviewing. Submissions from you guys are encouraged. Just send them over to me at prankoysjjc@ispbonanza.com.ph and I'll put them up. So far there are only two reviews up, both my work. Start sending those reviews in.
Gummy Games Project Revived
Posted: 10:05 PM (Manila Time) | March 3, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
The resources for the Gummy Games project, tentatively named "Hilario's Life" have been transferred to Prankoys JJC. Development will commence as soon as Prankoys JJC reacquaints himself with RPG Maker 2000 and gets enough time and motivation to do his work. Also, Weird Conversations Volume II has been uploaded. Check it out here.
Prankoys' Random Thoughts
Posted: 10:34 PM (Manila Time) | February 26, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Go figure. I sit on the toilet for a few minutes, and a nugget (no, not that kind of nugget) of knowledge suddenly pops up in my mind, and I am enlightened.(more...)
#Dilimanians Registered
Posted: 11:27 PM (Manila Time) | February 24, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
After enduring two channel takeovers, the Diliman IRC crew has managed to register the channel #Dilimanians for our use. (more...)
Uncle Prankoys wants YOU!
Posted: 7:30 PM (Manila Time) | February 23, 2003
By Prankoys JuJuCoder
Gummy Village Idiot/Handmaiden Handyman
To all LKS students... Seeing as how you've all had your graduation pictures taken, I'd like to request that you all contribute one copy of your graduation picture to be put on the site. We'll be revamping the class list, plus your gradpics would be useful for another wallpaper. Please hand them over as soon as possible. I'll be waiting for them.
Also, for those who have not submitted their surveys, which were given months ago, I am afraid we'll have to create profiles for you. It isn't going to be pretty. So, my advice to you is to print out the questionnaire (which can be found here), fill it up, and submit it to us before we make a really bad profile for you. The same goes for your ID pictures. If you don't submit your ID pictures soon, AC will make a caricature of you. For some people, it'll be nice, but for others, well... it won't be as flattering.
Prom Gallery Updated
Posted: 7:20 PM (Manila Time) | February 23, 2003
By Prankoys JuJuCoder
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Again, my apologies for not putting this up sooner, but my internet card ran out. Anyway, I've uploaded the rest of the prom pics (I threw away a few really bad shots) and revamped the prom gallery. The last one was really rushed. There are no thumbnails in the new gallery, only textual descriptions (should make it easier for those with lower-bandwidth internet connections, like me). More pictures are pending, as some people have offered the pictures they took at the prom (You know who you are. Thanks guys, I appreciate it. I'll give you proper credit for any pictures of yours I put up.).
Oh, and pictures 1-19 have been reuploaded. They're now 400x300, as opposed to the previous resolution of 315x236. Yay.
Prom Pictures
Posted: 10:03 PM (Manila Time) | February 21, 2003
By Prankoys JuJuCoder
Gummy Village Idiot/Handyman
Apologies for the delay. I know I promised these would come out an hour ago, but the family held an iron grip over the phone line until now. Anyway, I'll give you access to a tabular directory (incomplete, only about 1/3 of the pictures I took) of the prom pictures, as I am too weak to create any thumbnails right now. A happy little cold figured today would be a nice time to hit me, so I've got a dripping nose, a cough, and a slight fever. I also had to mash the pictures down to 315 pixels wide to make the upload time shorter. I need to rest, you know. Anyway, the other stuff I promised for tonight (i.e., a more positive article about the prom) will have to wait until tomorrow or Sunday, as I'm seriously too wasted to work any later than this tonight.
Remind me never to use the "vivid" filter on my digicam again.
By the way, wish me luck. Tomorrow I'm heading off to UST to get my interview. Hope this little ailment of mine disappears overnight.
Oh, and in case you're pulling your hair out wondering how to open the gallery, just click on this article's title. :)
A Loser's Night at the Prom
Posted: 3:30 PM (Manila Time) | February 20, 2003
By Prankoys JuJuCoder
WARNING: LOSER DETECTED
Gummy Village Idiot
Well. Last night was this year's annual Juniors-Seniors Promenade Ball... (more)
Ngayong Valentines malamang nasa UP fair ako
Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time) | January, 2003 By underneath
the stars (peyups.com) LKS news
Service
Sa Valentine’s Day malamang nasa UP Fair na
naman ako. Sabagay, sanayan lang naman yan. (more...)
Singing, Dancing, All
that Jazz....
Chicago Movie Review
Posted: 10:13 PM (Manila Time) | February 12,
2002
By Geronimo and Jerome Cristobal
LKS Literary Service
Richard Gere tap-dances, Catherine Zeta-Jones struts, and Renee Zellweger sings
- and miraculously it all works. (more...)
Constipated Again
Posted: 8:49 PM (Manila Time) | February 12, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Jack-of-all-trades
The peace of the IV-Lope K Santos classroom was shattered today... (more...)
Graduation Pictorial Delayed
Posted: 8:47 PM (Manila Time) | February 12, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Jack-of-all-trades
Due to the ineptitude of the people who were hired to fix the students' makeup... (more...)
Weird Conversations Volume I Released
Posted: 8:45 PM (Manila Time) | February 12, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Jack-of-all-trades
The first installment of the #Dilimaniacz/#Dilimaniacs/#Dilimanians (phew) Weird Conversation Files is now online, and can be found here. Note that Prankoys JuJuCoder, Gummy and IV-LK Santos may not be held responsible for any dain bramage that may you may experience while reading the logs.
Wallpapers up and ready for download
Posted: 9:03 PM (Manila Time) | February 11, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Jack-of-all-trades
LKS News Service
The first of a series of IV-LK Santos wallpapers has been uploaded. Check it out here. An 800x600 version is available here, and a 640x480 (you poor sap) version is available here. Enjoy.
UPCAT and USTET results online
Posted: 8:56 PM (Manila Time) | February 9, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Jack-of-all-trades
LKS News Service
The day (week... whatever) you've been waiting for is here, my friends. UP and UST have released their entrance test results. (more...)
LKS not to stage Inevitable Day Posted: 7:38 PM (Manila Time) | February 8,
2003 By Geronimo Cristobal LKS News
Service
Early this 3rd Quarter
the English Department prepared a set of Activities for the upcoming English
week celebration. Like the once that passed before, Seniors were asked to
perform a Speech Choral featuring a well-loved literary piece. (more...)
One
happy dog named POGI
Posted: 1:46 AM (Manila Time) | January 11,
2003
By John Constantine Reyes
LKS Literary Service
This
will be available soon at our Literary page but this will stay as our
front story fro the time being.
One happy
afternoon, a naughty dog’s mother, died. The naughty dog’s name is Pusa
and the owner of the dog is Ostrich Ghuyy. Then an hour later, Because of
the dog’s agonizing emotion, he ate his Ostrich Ghuyy’s eggs for
breakfast. Ostich Ghuyy saw pusa eat his eggs. Ostrich Ghuyy said
“Pusa don’t eat my eggs or I’ll tie you to a tree and burn you alive”, Pusa
said
“awawa aw
aw” which means, you’re ***** eggs are really good even though its already
rotten and the skin of the eggs, gives it a salty taste. So ostrich Ghuyy
brought Pusa abd drove his car for 5.72 m(that’s all the car can do) and
tird pusa on an tree. He burned the tree and drank beer while watching
Pusa fry. When he ran out of beer, He reached for his wallet and noticed
that he left it at home. So Ostrich Ghuyy went back at his house and tried
to find his wallet, But he couldn’t find it. Suddenly he heard a knock on
the doorbell. He went to open the door. Then he was so very surprised when
he saw the ghost of pusa with the wallet on his mouth. Pusa said in human
language “Though shall not burn me again or I shall haunt you and your
Family till your Fore Grandasons die in my paw”. Ostrich Ghuyy Laughed
because of Pusa’s Horrible Accent. But he asked for his forgiveness
anyway.
Wonder Boarders - a movie within a Sitcom
Posted: 1:46 AM (Manila Time) | January 11, 2003
By John Constantine Reyes
LKS Literary Service
Mac Sta. Maria had his brother's CD for viewing with the Gummy team and I found an outdated
article about this at Peyups.com. Originally a short film for CineManila this flick made a stint at the Gummy Movie Review... (more...)
UPCAT, mga kaba na dala ng UPCAT
Posted: 10:26 PM (Manila Time) | January 29, 2003
By Rogie Alejandro
LKS Literary Service
Paki-klik lang naman kasi yung title para mapuntahan ang article. Astig talaga to! As in sobrang astig. Mamamatay ka sa sobrang tigas! (more...)
Math Competition and Physics Project, whee
Posted: 9:15 PM (Manila Time) | January 29, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Jack-of-all-trades
LKS News Service
Earlier today, "The Search for the Math Wizard 2003," an event organized by the Math club, was held at the DPS Gym. Representatives from the different high school sections pitted their mathematical knowledge against each other... (more...)
Fighting Corruption through Public Education
Posted: 8:35 PM (Manila Time) | January 28,
2003
By Simeon Peneyra, Walang ku-corrupt Volunteer
LKS Literary Service
A serious article for a
very serious issue! Because of the Government's slow apprehension on
Estrada's Case and its claims of an honest government for the year, We
must be more vigilant, Walang ku-corrupt. Ano nga ba ang magagawa nating
kabataan sa pagsupil sa malawakang kurapsyon sa ating pamahalaan at lokal
na gobyerno... (more...)
Forum Operational
Posted: 7:53 PM (Manila Time) | January 28, 2003
By Prankoys JuJuCoder
Gummy Village Idiot/Jack-of-all-trades
LKS News Service
A new messageboard has been activated at http://frost.bbboy.net/lksantos2003... (more...)
Sexbomb 'wholesome,'
says Mother Lily
Posted: 1:46 AM (Manila Time) | January 11,
2002
By Remy M. Umerez
LKS News Service from the Inquirer
"THERE'S no doubt about it. The Sexbomb Girls are the year's biggest
attraction."
That is Mother Lily Monteverde talking, and who will dare contradict her?
She certainly knows what she's talking about when it comes to the making
of stars.
Mother Lily lost no time in signing up the Sexbomb Girls for a movie. And
why not? The sexy dancers are the current craze on television, thanks to
the "Laban o Bawi" portion of "Eat Bulaga." Their single "Bakit Papa" is a
chart-buster. Ask any kid to sing it and chances are, the kid will even
supply the body movements.
The Sexbomb Girls hit the big screen via "Bakit Papa?" the movie. Director
Uro de la Cruz confirms: "They are a phenomenal group whose range of
following extends from the very young to the not so young. They're so
popular they're also becoming controversial because little girls are
imitating them."
Only six of the original 14 members of the Sexbomb Girls are in "Bakit
Papa" which, Mother Lily insists, is "a very wholesome movie."
Butch Puna, road master of the group, says: "The six are the ones who sing
while the eight others dance only. Nevertheless, they cut a dance album,
too. The six are Rochelle, Evette, Weng, Izzy, Jopay and Monic."
The name Sexbomb, says Puna, came from the Tom Jones hit with the same
title.
A girl who wants to be a Sexbomb dancer must be 17 to 21 years old, a high
school graduate, has a pleasing personality, good moral character, and a
keen interest in dancing.
"There is no pregnancy clause in their contract and they are not
disallowed to have a boyfriend," says Puna. "They just have to make sure
the boy is not from another dance group."
Izzy, a standout among the six, says it is hard to keep a boyfriend
because the group is always on the road. On their days-off, all they want
to do is rest and sleep, she says.
The worst part, the girls say, is the lack of sleep because of their tight
schedule. The group is already booked up to the first quarter of 2003.
This Christmas, the Sexbomb Girls will perform in Japan, and it will be
their first Christmas away from home.
Most of the girls are no longer studying; only two are going to school.
The others hope to go back to college once they are no longer part of the
group.
Is the Sexbomb breaking through the borders of decency, as some
politicians and moral crusaders say?
"I don't think so," says Puna. "May sasagwa pa ba sa tangga na nauso
during the '80s? Our girls wear t-shirts and shorts, which are what many
girls wear even on the streets."
Pic Gallery Updated
Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time) | January, 2003 By
Prankoys Juju
LKS news Service
Click here to see
more
Mass Media Law Notes
Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time) | January,9 2003 By Ma'am Clarissa
Soriano LKS news Service
Click on the title which would
lead you to the page where this document is located!
TKD
Golden kickers reap awards Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila
Time) | Decl.17, 2002 By Perberto Matalong LKS news Service
After sweeping the Best of the
Best Taekwondo Championships, TKD Jins John Paul Lizardo and Gershon
Bautista lead the DPS varsity to win the Quezon City Qualifiers, A kick
off towards Palarong Pamabansa.
The venue was at The Amoranto
Stadium, venue of the SEAG 91' Manila. Every Jin in the team was looking
forward to the Big Event. Gershon Bautista won most of his fights w/ K.O's.
It was not expected that his division would witness such ferocity. In
under 30 seconds his first fight was almost over (awaiting the Jury's
decision) after showing off his opponents with the series of Bullet Kicks
and Roundhouses. Not expecting Bautista to draw not expecting to draw any
kick after faking it twice, took the advantage, unfortunately Bautista
still managed to draw a Turning long kick which resulted his challenger a
Broken Jaw and a lost opportunity. Lizardo's initial fight took off with a
clean slate; His opponent barely scoring a point. To commence a Japoy's
simple solid roundhouse straight into the head, resulting him another
fight won in a Knock out.
Japoy's sister, Jyra, who is
makign a name of her own won another medal for the team. Just after
recently winnning the Batang Pinoy Championships at Puerto Princesa City.
Blue Belter, Van Arden Mercado won another Gold in this open belt
competition. Julius Mahinay, DPS TKD Brown Belt, won another Gold to
complete the High school Golden Kickers circle, He is currently the DPS
Taekwondo Varsity President.
After a long time, DPS made a
heroic finish, Amazingly taking only Golds in there five representations
out five expected.
Lizardo and Bautista's Vast
international experience once proved to be the winning edge in this
competition, most of the Jins won out of willpower and hard training back
at DPS gym but we will see some of the Rising stars at DPS after the Black
Belt Duo, which manifested in the Grade school events.
Krismas piiiber ng isang estudyante Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time)
| Novl. 20, 2002 By Roy Cimatu LKS news
Service
Bobo! wala akong lagnat. Malamig
lang talaga ang hangin. Pinupuntahan ko ang Room 416 kapag kumakagat
na ang dilim, tapos makikita ko ang pinakamagandang tanawin sa buong
Avenida; Mga nagkikislapang Christmas lights ng Ever at mala-uuod na ilaw
mula sa mabagal na daloy ng trapiko. Natutulala ako at binubulong ko sa
sarili "Pasko na nga!". Tulad ng dati at ayon sa kaisipan ng marami, ito
ang panahon ng Kris Kringel, ekschange gift, Disney on ice at Winter
Wonderland. Nagdaan ang panahon, marami na ang nagsasabi na hindi na nila
maramdaman ang diwa ng Pasko. Layunin naming ipakita ang tunay na hanap
natin sa Pasko, Pagtiyagaan mo sanang basahin ang mga susunod.
Una, dahil iba-iba ang social
status natin, pagiba-ibahin muna ang mga uri ng Pinoy sa abot ng ating
alam. Sige eto na. Kung mayron kang simpleng kotse, Marangal at
permanenteng trabaho, at miyembro ng pamilya na hindi hihigit sa Anim,
kabilang ka sa uring Middle Class. Malalaman mong pasko na dahil nariyan
na ang mga Christmas Bazaars at Ang mommy o asawa mo ay maiging
nagbabantay dito. Unti-unti namang nilalabas ni kuya ang mga lumang
Christmas Tree na yari sa Matibay na plastik at parol. Muli namang
bubuhayin ng Mister o tatay mo ang inyong mga lumang Christmas lights.
Lagi ka ring makatatanggap ng regalo sa Kris Kringle niyo maliban na lang
kung likas na makunat ang mga kaklase mo. Unti-unti mo namang magugunita
ang Araw na natuklasan mong hindi totoo si Santa Clause, at ang mga
laruang akala mong gawa sa North Pole ay made in China lang pala.
Tinatamad ka ring managaroling dahil Alam na Alam mo na kung sino ang
barat sa Neighborhood at ayaw mo namang samantalahin ang mga mapagbigay.
Kahit December, pinagsasawaan mo ang mga Massacre movies ni erpat. At
nasusuya ka na sa Spaghetti, litson, macaroni Salad at Coke, sa dinami ng
Krismas party na dinaluhan mo.
Sa mga mayayaman, Alam ng
lahat na pupunta kayo sa ibang Bansa, To hell with you, mga Kupal. Wala
kaming pakielam kung lalayasan ninyo ang Pilipinas. Eniwey ba't ba ako
galit sa mga katulad niyo? Dahil kayo ang mga nangungurakot sa pera ng
bayan, Dahil lumalamon kayo habang patuloy na naglalaway sa Coke at
Chicken McCrispy ang mga batang kalye. Ayaw ko nang magkunwari, Galit ako
dahil mahirap pa rin at kahit kelan hindi ko kayang makipagsabayan sa mga
luho niyo. To hell with you all!, Mga kupal
Kung iisahin ko ang pasko ng
mga mahihirap, matatagalan tayo, Sa tuwing nakakikita ako ng mga batang
namamasko, nakikita ko ang sarili ko sa kanila. Madungis, mabaho at ganid
sa salapi. Inaabot pa nga kami ng hatinggabi sa pangangaroling. Bakat pa
ang mga peklat ng pagkakadapa ko, Sa sobrang kulit namin pinahahabol
kami sa German shepherd at Doberman ng kapit-bahay. Pagdating ng Noche
Buena, kinakatay namin sila (hahahaha!). Nakikinood muna kami ng Popeye sa
kapitbahay na balikbayan, marami 'yung tsokolate at balot-na balot sa
alahas. Kung nagtatrabaho ka at nagpapalaki ng pera, nagaalaok ka na mag-duty
sa holidays, tinitiis mo na lamang ang Pamilya mo. Dahil nga nabuwisit ka
sa hindi mo pagkandatuto na laging iniuudlot ang thirteenth-month niyo.
Mag-mimistula namang
Afghanistan ang lugar niyo kapag nauso uli ang Watusi, rebentador at
Sintoron ni Hudas. 'Yung mga batang loko sisindihan ang Superlolo sa
ilalim ng lata, para magkaroon ng konting adbentyur.
Uso na naman ang mga
Happenings sa Gabi, repapips. Tulad ng Karoling, Noche Buena at Simbang
gabi (na parang panata mo nang inaabangan). Feel mo na laging kang lonely
sa kakakita mo ng mga magkasintahang malayang naguulayaw sa Gabi at
holdign hands sa Luneta. Magpapakasenti naman yung mga may kasintahan sa
abroad sa mga tutuging I'll be home for Christmas", Sabay isip ng mga
bagay na sa pelikula lang nangyayari. Inaaliw mo naman ang sarili sa Santa
Clause na kayumanggi at ubod ng taba. Lagi namang pinagpapatuloy ng
Militar ang operasyon sa mga rebolusyanaryong hukbo pero binabalita pa rin
(Mamatay na rin si Ka Roger, inggitin niyo lang sa litson at Chicken
Inasal).
Naiisip ko ang lahat ng iyan
habang nakaupo sa klasroom. Iniisip ko tatlong araw na lang Bakasyon na.
May mga okasyon rin na inaabangan pero wala namang kaugnayan sa Pasko,
tulad ng Obaltion run at Metro Manila Film Fest. Kung may balak pa ngang
mangaroling ang mga bata, humanda na sila sa tambak ng "Patawad" na
matatanggap niyo. OK, lang naman ang mag-party at magpakalunod sa taba ng
Baboy
Pero tayong lahat, Aminin man
natin o hindi, nawawala na sa Diwa ng Pasko. Alalahanin natin na ito ay
isang paalala sa sukdulang habag ng diyos para sa tao. 'Wag kang magmukmok
diyan, hindi pansarili ang pasko. At, oo nga pala, bukod sa pagkain
bubusugin ka rin ng mga komersyal na may mensaheng taglay ay tulad ng mga
nasabi ko. Kapag nakakita ka ng mga drayber na lumalabag sa batas trapiko
regaluhan mo na lang ng panyo o face towel. Wag kalilimutang uminom ng
Pepsi Blue at gumising ng madaling-araw para tsumitsa sa mga tira-tira ng
noche buena.
Pare, Laging tandaan, 'yung
gunita sa pagkakabuko mo na hindi totoo si Santa Clause. Maligayang Pasko
at Maligo sa Bagong taon.
Foundation Week, Freedom Week Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time)
| Decl.17, 2002 By Francis Tolentino LKS news
Service
Finally! The Foundation Week! At last, we can move out of the campus freely without some buttlicker guard stopping us in our tracks! No longer will we have to sneak past the gate or nag the guards until our balls fall off! Nay! We will save the testicle-dropping for later, as we are free to depart as we please! Look! Our comrades are now leaving upon the mighty jeepneys of independence, embarking on journeys to their respective destinations!
Hark! Behold our comrade-in-arms as he reaches for that FHM magazine! He must have something important to do with it! But wait! See our friends prancing around the mall, buying shit that's worth much less if you know where to look! Lo and behold, our people loitering in the fast food chais, eating reconstituted human meat and picking each other's noses! Oh, look at those two lovebirds swallowing each other's spit. How long before some guy with constipation, one nostril, and a hat with the initials G.C. shoots them down for a really retarded reason? Oh, lookie here! Some kid just asked about the site, and even took a picture of us. We must be getting popular or pretty damn close to getting into jail here!
Of course, sometimes those boogerflickers they have for guards won't let us out. Thats when the problems start. Now, chances are those guards are all keyed up, and if you so much a fart within a one-kilometer radius of them, they'll pop up right beside you and arrest you for air and noise pollution. So, the only thing you can do is loiter in the campus. Now, this F-week isn't like the previous ones. Before, you had wall-to-wall booths, and an assload of things to do. Now all you can do is wander around aimlessly and stare at things until your brain decides it's had enough and leaves you.
Fortunately, the library and clinic are open during the F-Week, so you can sleep there until 5:00, at which time you can haull ass out of there. Just watch out for people with twitchy hands and eyes that dart around a lot. Chances are the bastard's a kleptomaniac. So play it safe, trust in God, and keep a hidden pistol in your jacket
Why I
love you Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time)
| Decl.17, 2002 By Siguro
ako? LKS
Literary Service
Maybe it is one of the most widely-asked questions among those beings who have "unexplainably" fallen in love with someone else. And just like those fellows, I, too have been looking and searching for answers to this question. Eversince I felt this "strange" feeling, I have simply been trying to figure out what could have possibly caused me to have this feeling for you. However, up to this moment, I am still yet to know the answers. All that I have are all my "maybes" and "perhaps" with me. Maybe, sooner or later, I will have my predicament resolved and perhaps by that time I will finally have the perfect reasons why I love you.
I love you maybe because I found my future in you. Maybe because you have inspired and helped me build my dreams, I learned to realize that you're all that I ever need to live and continue my destiny.
It is true that you have helped me realize my dreams. When my eyes got their first look at you, I realized I just simply couldn't help myself but to dream about you in the most special way that I can. I dream you would be the one I would be sharing my dreams and future with. I dream you would become my wife and that special fellow whom I would be loving even to the last of my breath. I dream you would be the mother of my children and together we would share our ups and downs, triumphs and defeats. I dream that with your help, we would be able to raise our children and we would be able to see them grow by time until the moment they too have realized their dreams have come true.
I dream that when we are together, we would be those if not perfect, but responsible parents our children would ever dream of. I would be that father who would be the provider of our family's needs, the pillar of our home, while you would be that mother who would nurture me and our children and who would be that wife who would always back me up. I dream about those mornings in which we are altogether - I am driving the car, you're beside me, and at the back sited our cuddly children childishly taunting at each other while we are all heading up to their school. And after we've gone there, we would then be heading to our workplace. And before we part, we would give each other a kiss.
I dream about those Sundays. We would go to church and after that we would go to some places elsewhere our children would wish to go to. And there we would all enjoy the company of each other.
I dream about those nights in which before we put ourselves to sleep, we would first have short conversations. We would be talking about our plans for our children and how could we further show them how much we love them. We would also reminisce about our past. We would be promising and swearing each other that we would only love one another. And while we exchange promises, we are holding each other, kissing each other, and making love with each other until we have fallen asleep.
Yes, these dreams, whether they would all come true or not, have come to me because you simply inspire me. Definitely, you are my inspiration - in everything that I do and will be doing still, there will only be one person behind all those, and that is only you.
I love you perhaps because you simply own that sweeping aura that literally always sweep me away. I have really never found someone that could send insurmountable shock in me except you. Everytime you are around, I am simply not in myself. You definitely are not as pretty and gorgeous as Jennifer Lopez or Natalie Portman or other too-many to mention girls, who I have great crushes and obsession, but I know for sure, you are more sweeping than those ladies! You're simple yet hidden behind that simplicity is the great amount of beauty.
Honestly, I have countless dislikes on you. I don't like the way you move. Yes, there's finesse, however, you sometimes possess qualities which could simply and easily make guys turn of with you. There's sexiness in your laughers, however, most of the times they break down barriers - sometimes they become excessive, really excessive.
I don't like your attitude - you easily laugh upon someone's imperfection. You always notice the bad side of one's personality. You always like to talk about personal life of others with our friends. You seem to know alot about entertainment and celebrities. I don't like how you idolize some showbiz personalities that sometimes you even wish you were his wife. Well, maybe I am just jealous about it, but really I hate that.
I don't like when you seem to take for granted others' feelings. Sometimes you didn't notice you were hurting someone else's feeling already. Of course, you did that alot of times to me.
I really hate it when you open up conversations with our friends about your new crushes right in front of me. I really hate the feeling of seemingly melting like a candle because of your continuing insult of my heart. I hate to hear from you how you were wishing you were his girlfriend, it simply breaks my heart into pieces, it shatters my dreams into minute particles. I really hate it when you ignore my feelings for you. I have told you I love you and yet I could see no reaction from you. I hate it when there are time I realize you simply cannot fall in love with me; not a girl like you could fall in love with a very typical guy like me.
I really hate how you easily make me cry, just as how you weirdly easily make me happy. I hate the fact that one smile from you simply makes my day, simply satisfies my burning need to be noticed by you.
To tell you, I have sobbed the countless teardrops because of you. There were even times I even wanted to end it all up FOR GOOD simply because I couldn't bear that eerie thought of you ending up with another guy. I really hate the thoughts of you slapping my dreams with your ignorance of my love. I really hate that scary notion that I will never be able to live my future right if you would be not by my side. You know, I really hate how you are putting through me all these crazy and paralyzing things, and that while I am experiencing the agony, there you are unconsciously continuing to pile up my burden.
Unexplainably, despite all these killing things you have put me through, still you are the one I really love! I couldn't deny the fact that your love simply has the complete package - with it and if it would be mine, I could never wish anything else anymore. My everything is simply your love!
becoming damn feeling, the quest for your love has simply made me realize who I really am and what I really want my life to be. Yes, you bring out in me the true meaning of life - no matter how cruel things could be, when you experience the beauty of love, everything can still be beautiful. You simply taught me one important reality - even in the realm of damnation and hellish world, happiness could still reign!
The fact that I can still feel love in spite all the cruelties of life, is maybe reason enough for me to give you all my thanks for letting me love you eventhough my dreams seem to have very little room in reality. I am really grateful to have you as my loved one!
I love you perhaps because simply I love you. Perhaps because it is with you that heart beats. I love you maybe because my heart tells me that you should really be the one I should love. Or maybe I love you because that is what is written in the book of my fate. I love you maybe because God wants me to love you and that He chose you above the rest.
Yes, maybe it is my destiny - I am destined to love you and that you are destined to be loved by me! But whatever the exact reasons maybe, again it is only my fate that holds the answers. But as for now while I continue to ask the question "Why I love you?" I would just continue loving you with all my hopes still with me. Hopefully, I could not just find the answers to the question "Why I love you?" but more greatly to my ever most-wishful gift - your love. Hopefully, hopefully...
Foundation Week Blues Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time)
| Decl.17, 2002 By Francis Tolentino LKS news
Service
I miss the old days. Granted, I've only been here since fifth grade, and most people have studied here longer than I have, but I can still remember the Foundation Weeks I went through all this time. I guess fifth grade was the time the Foundation Week was at its peak. Well, from my perspective, anyway. I remember the times we spent running around throwing water balloons at each other. Ah, those were the good old days. I threw a water balloon at my classmate and he retaliated with an egg he got from the revenge booth. Yeah, he was laughing real hard until I shoved a mop in his gut.
Sixth grade wasn't too bad. Despite the dwindling number of booths and the banning of any sort of water warfare, the week still went pretty good. Had to hide in different places because someone got the bright idea of signing me up for both the blind date and jail booths. Still have to find out who that jerk was.
First year high was the point everything really started going downhill. There wasn't much "oomph" to the celebration anymore. All I can remember is a pair of water balloons flying into and consequently exploding in our classroom, and the time we got so bored that we filled a plastic softdrink bag with water and dropped it on some primary level kid's head. He was asking for it! I mean, who can resist the urge to drop a water balloon on a kid who's dancing around the quadrangle like an epileptic constipated monkey?! We had to bolt like burning jackrabbits after that, but hey, it was fun.
Second year high. I can't remember much other than the fact that I brought my PSX to use in our class booth. Wait, was it a PSX, a dance pad or a bunch of CDs...? I don't know. I do remember hitting someone when I tossed an empty softdrink can into the quadrangle from the fourth floor. Oops.
Third year high. Other than bumming around and staring the half-empty quad, nothing significant. Well, I did fall asleep in the classroom, only to wake up with my legs tied to the chair, but that doesn't count.
Now we get to fourth year high, my final year here. What a sendoff. Scarcely a booth in place, civilian clothing not allowed, leaving the school campus is no-no... This is just like a normal schoolday, only without the lectures.
Seniors
Cheering Champs of 2002 Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time)
| Novl. 20, 2002 By Rigoberto LKS news
Service
The senior dynamites bagged both
second prizes in this year's Intramural competition for the cheer dance. In the spirit of Diliman Prep's foundation week, The
Intramural competition was kicked off yesterday, Tuesday morning. First to perform were the Seniors "SRS"
Cheering Squad. The set began with a series of whirls and twirls with
accompaniment of electric guitars ang drum beats,and after modified pop songs
were simultaneously sung. And
then when everybody was sweaty enough, and all of them were too lazy to
shout, Blue Flags with "S's" on them were waved. After the transition some
LKS studs managed to take pictures of themselves jumping and
headbanging. "nagmumura na nga 'yung iba eh, (nag)take advantage sila kasi
'di naman talaga kami magkarinigan" said one LKS student. LKS studs
seemed too excited that they graced the occasion with splits and capoeira
style kicks with John Paul Lizardo sealing it with a series of back flips
and cartwheels. Next-in-line, sophomores, everyone was tired."Nakahiga na
kami, wala na lang kaming pakielam kung anong sabihin nila!". Some they
have gone to the Canteen to eat but others they had there own little
adventure. Cheer leaders waited for the result. And some didn't know if it
came quick or plain blured. "Nagtanong pa nga 'yung iba kung pinaglalaruan
lang 'yung microphone eh."said my photographer. Finally it was anounced
and for the sake of those who were e-mailing us.PEP SQUAD(boosters)
[1st:Juniors 2nd:Seniors 3rd:Sophies] CHEER DANCE [1st:Sophies 2nd:Seniors
3rd:Juniors] COSTUME [1st:Sophies]
The colors designated, when looked
far enoughed seemed like an ocean of moving heads. Like the Juniors from
the Senior's seat was "like a house tearing apart". Teachers also
facilitated the event, but it was the P.E. Department that hosted the
event. Classes were cancelled(as they always did.) It took a week from the
last semester and very well into the month of November to practice the
stunts and choreography.
Blue
View on Its 1st issue Posted: 11:21 PM (Manila Time) | Dec. 4,
2002 By Robert Noriega LKS news Service
Blue View-The official news publication of Diliman Preparatory
School Since 1997 released its 2002 first Semester issue. Featuring The
winning LKS team as the Headline. The current Editor in Chief is Ms. Katrina Pascual
(we don't care...proceed) and proudly Francis Tolentino qualified as one of the BV staffers. It also
features recent developments, like the construction of DPS new high school
building. Also includes Literary Features and Editorials by high school staffers. Sadly some articles were rejected by the
Administration for being "too inciting" and degrading of its Highly
remarkable name. "Blue View Stands for the Voice of the Students in
Diliman"-Quoted the Staffers in this issue, but it faces the threat of low
budget and unpopularity. According to the Latest survey conducted by the
LKS news Service two out of ten students don't even bother getting an issue
of the School publication. Is it still worth the money? We have a school
that has a semestral newspaper that doesn't have an impact. It's a stur-studded
organization, but has no shine in it. Carefully observing, one can sense
that: All the Editorials were written by People (or animals) from
the star section; All the juicy news were given to them; Bad Proof
reading; Arrogant Editor-in-chief (sue me if you can Bitch!); Too many
unrelated news and Feature Article; Does not bring of induce a
consciousness that can be of help to the DPS students and affiliates; The
name, Blue View, is shallow in its sense (We should stop reading the
school paper, it makes our dumb minds dumber); Bad Editors and
Editorials; A cartoonist obsess with Anime; a Filipino writer writing an
English news feature (that's me) is a no, no... I mean nobody can
understand his style. Too many articles labeled as "wedontcareunrelevantimaterialfiller"
features. That's enough to ruin the paper. But dont get us wrong here, we
still love that paper, and care for it, but it has long been with the
hands of the shitty people. In the next issue we assure a better one. We
promise that you won't pity it anymore, You would no longer use it
in the toilet, and you won't here from us again talking about how the
star-section made shit out of the Strongest weapon we have. Free speech
forever to!
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