[Here we go. Again. Send all feedback to dev/null.] [The Weird Conversation Files, Volume 17] [Conversations from #Dilimanians on UnderNet] [Compiled and edited by Prankoys] [Get more of the collection from lksantos03.tripod.com] * Bushwhacked sees miggy's friendster profile with a pic of 2 15" solobarric subs and 2 V12 amps Tangina talagang mga tao. Iimbitahan ka sa birthday nila, na malayo sa bahay niyo. Malayo na sobrang layo. * Nurgle sees a backlog of 1000 unread messages in his Gmail inbox. Tapos, sasabihin kanya kanya ang transportation. heh. so thats why he didt buy my 2 10" solobarric subs with 1 V12 amp. Tapos pag umayaw ka, magagalit sayo. Putang mga conio talaga to o. Hindi ba pwedeng sa bahay na lang kasi mag b-day? Umihip nalang sila ng kandila sa bahay. Bwisit. Tandandan. The ways of the ... *thinks of a stupid name* ... Quon'yough are quite confusing indeed. Imano. Hmm... may nakita akong torrent ng TA. Kaso pag-open sa ABC, "Invalid Torrent File". That sucks. Damnit. ... i think vic influnced your perception to cońos to be more agrevated or something. *thinks of a nice send-to-all-OLGM-friends message in YM* "YOU ALL SUCK DICK" "THEY WANT YOUR MONEY, NOT YOU" Yeah, well, get awakened in the middle of the night by a bunch of cono fuckers having a party or drag racing at 3 in the morning and you'd be pretty pissed, too. "Mula ngayon, 'wag niyo na akong iimbitahin sa mga lakad niyo na pupunta sa mga mamahaling lugar, malalayong lugar, lugar na alam niyong ayaw kong puntahan, tapos kanya-kanyang bayad, mag-"chillout" lang, lahat ng kagaguhan niyo. Bahala na kayo sa buhay niyo." Unless, of course, you were talking about rraajj, in which case nevermind. Oh yes. Samahan mo ng mura. And then refer them to lemonparty for... er... better party organization skillz and stuff. Oo nga. "Putang ina ninyo, hindi ko na kayo mga putang inang kaibigan. Wala tayong pinagsamahan, mga putang ina ninyo. Partihin nyo yang mga putang inang mga mukha ninyo. Putang ina. Magkanda ubusan na kayo ng putang inang pera. Yun lang naman kasiyahan nyo e. Tangina. Magkita-kita na lang tayo sa impyerno." Hmm... And call them gay. That always gets them. Kaya pala nakita natin yung "friend" mo kanina. 'Wag naman ganun. Na nakasakay sa kotse. Ah, yun. Hindi naman gaanong konyo yun. Mayaman lang talaga. ...at malibog? Malibog? Malibog ba? Yun yung mga tipong yayain mong magswimming kayo sa swimming pool, papayag. As in, malibog? Emang. Yung tipong "Hoy pahawak ng dede" na malibog? Holy shit. Yung tipong "anakan kita ng lima" na malibog? Putang ama. Gago. LIBOG MASTERS CXVIII Or yung "laslasin ko yung ovaries mo tapos sex tayo para walang sabit" na malibog? Nagalit nga sakin yan nung minsan, remember? Kasi malibog? :D Ako yung malibog nung panahon na yun. :D OH YES I AM NOOOOO How dirty of you. See, this is why I love these late night chat sessions. WOW. * Nurgle begins harvesting. Late night. Bangagers. Putang mga tao talaga 'to o. Buwisit na mga mayayaman 'to e. Hindi mo talaga pwedeng kaibiganin e. "Mayaman ako. Wala akong pakialam sa emosyon mo. Marami akong pera." Kelangan nakikisama ka talaga sa trip nila para maging kang "kaibigan". "Pwede akong kumantot ng kahit sino, ikaw hinde." Hmm... may tanong ako... Yung ultra bastig na tanong. Ano? Anong gagawin kapag uhh... hinahabol ka ng sobrang nakakalibog na vampiress? Tangina, papakagat na lang ako. Tapos ano... vampire na rin ako... tapos sex kami forever. Astig yun. Woah. Pwede rin. * Bushwhacked is thinking its dry 'Wag ka lang niya papatayin. So bale ano... uhhh... yeah. Yun nga e. Eh di bago ka patayin, hawakan mo muna yung dede. Oh yes. Wow. Anything to cop a feel, eh? tangina. Oh yeah. Naalala ko yung ka-schoolbus natin dati e. Si Erinka? Oh yeah. Nahawakan ko yung dede nya. So cool. Oh yes. Whoa. MMMM DEDE Puta, ginagawa ko yan kahit na matanda na ako e. *BRAKE* Pero dun sa mga ayos lang sa kanila. *HAWAK DEDE* NOTE: Do not touch AC's bed later. * prenotrigger (prenotrigg@219.90.82.167) has joined #gbnagers gagong gago gago ? whoa ano meron at gising din kayo lahat? Next time, assume #gbnagers is occupied when there's at least three of us here. * VOIDOID sets mode: +ooo LKSANTOS2003 Nurgle prenotrigger check the topic. e lahat ng gabi malibog e * VOIDOID changes topic to 'Libog night is over. Time for some Photoshop.' ah ok lahat kayo tapos na magjakol * ardzeii changes topic to 'Libog night is over. Time for some Photoshop. But then again, let's go edit some pr0n.' siya hindi pa Tangina, nalaglag yung kausap ko. san? We were talking about boobs and vaginas and shit. http://img168.exs.cx/img168/2464/connieoo26ya.jpg You are in "WEBCAM INDO SHOW SHOW SHOW:1" ( W.E.L.C.O.M.E ) toge_52000: mau liat peju mama lebih banyak gak ni <<< toge_52000: wow kadiri bumbay? Suffer The Children: ini waktunya mama show mama_ndut_lagi_hamil: kan itu karunia tuhan toge_52000: kenapa mama<<< clubbersx: mom acc dong kormesem_le: fdddddddddd beben_beny: sekarang mama donk beca_nyentrik: iya wgia Yung alin? beca_nyentrik: tul whoa clubbersx: busyet daah chuexkin Suffer The Children: gantian show astig yung babae raj wgia! san yan? gantian show? Secret. :D medyo hawig ni jinky. Jinky? ... ... oh. Yung Jinky na nililigawan ni Bibe? Na may syota na pala? na niligawan ko din. Na niligawan mo dati? :D * Nurgle remembers the "LAN party" and starts snickering uncontrollably. toge_52000: kita kan boleh liahat kan mam kormesem_le: sapa tuh mam? beben_beny: mam ada tamu tu ecavalera76: aku Horni mam beca_nyentrik: enga keliatan mam wku341 left the room toge_52000: wow Hindi, hindi pwedeng may kahawig yan. wala naman kami naiintindihan dyan kebin 'Wag mong ihahambing sa iba. eh sino ba yan? syuta? Salita ka ng Ilokano, Kevin. Hindi a. Nakilala ko lang. astig sa ym? Na-gwapuhan sakin e. Kinausap na lang ako bigla. ? oo nga "Ada ti ag kiw-kiwar ti uki ditoy?" now thats just cocky. "Ada kaya't ag-show ditoy? Awan baro kun. Horny ak kun." *knot tying gesture* OH BRIONES Jesus. http://www.sloganizer.net/en/ <--- Fun. Somewhat. Think. Feel. Puk-eh. Ehehehehe. Murder - go for the game. Kebong, your specialist. Holy shit. Pulak evolution. Kantutan can do. Bebay is a never-ending story. Kantutan for the masses. Step into the light with Jakol. Puta, eto astig: Food or Jakol-flavored drink? I'll have Jakol-flavored drink. WHOA. Mostly Naked Manong - The Revolution. You can't beat Mostly Naked Manong. Be young, have fun, taste Mostly Naked Manong. <--- NOOOOOOOOO The American Way of Cremation. SHIT Pure Shit. Pure Power. Are you ready for Jakuul? Putang mga linya yan. Let your Stroberi flow. It's your Sabon! * Nurgle cracks up. My Tikbor is mine! Kebong is what the world was waiting for. <--- Whoa. Tae Juice, since 1845. Tae Crunch is my passion. Naughty little Prankoys. Oh shit. What is Titi slave? Make yourself at home with Puwaer Secx. Nobody does it like Eugene. WHOAMG Get me my Kepyas. Call a friend, call Juan Ponce Enrile. Ooh la la, RETSNOM. Ooh la la, Aczas. Awww. Jolly Escobar? You bet. Parehas pa ng lumabas. Be young, have fun, taste Strawberry's Yellow Shorts. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Waren Claire, just the best. Play Comatose, start living. Now that's just classic. There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Karne. Geronimo... whatever you want. Bayag never sleeps. Share moments, share singit. Kantusex nonstop. Saved by libag! The Tamod man. Kulangot for your health. <--- Jesus. One goal, one passion - Bakla. OH YAEH The Spirit of SEJPUKI. OH YES Pundaba, where success is at home. Passion for laplapan ng puke. OH YES Make the world a better place with laing. I wouldn't leave the house without Taeng kangkong green. Glorious. Danny Glover is a female force. Worldclass Bayag sweat! Bayagan Xtreme is my world. I'd sleep with Rigoberto Tiglao III. ^--- OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Matabang bumbay - first class! Bill Gates will do anything for you. Hindi ka libre bukas no, Prankoys? Nope. Mlerf. I need to fix some stuff over at STI. Sa Friday? Probably. AC's planning on going to Mac's on Friday and watch Ep3 on the weekend, but we might just be able to switch those around, heh. It's time to think about Beer. Bigger. Better. Donkey piss. I WANNA WATCH Star Wars the THIRD. AK-47 - Yabba Dabba Duh! WTF? Kantot girl - One name. One legend. Puke slaughter, better than sex. Bangeet for your kids! Do it with Jesus Christ. <--- I think I'm going to burn in hell for that. Where's your Utak? With a name like Heretic, it has to be good. There's a bit of Lalake Girls in all of us. Everyone loves Bakla Squadron. Nanay Buster kicks ass. <--- Indeed. Wow. Worldclass Babae boys! Tatay Twin, to hell with the rest. Nothing is faster than Manong Fapper. The original Gang Bnagers. <--- OH YEAH <[nikki]> 39. What Italian city is considered the fashion capital? <[nikki]> Here's your hint, answer space: _____ italy milan paris venice MANILA! milan ka jan <[nikki]> Winner: Nurgle Answer: Milan Time: 8.75 Streak: 3 Points: 119 WPM: 6 Rank: 5th * mmmarrriannn (mars@219.90.85.13) Quit (Ping timeout) <[nikki]> You're on fire! * [nikki] hands Nurgle a cold beer for getting the last 3 questions! galing ^^ ["milan ka jan," eh?] * Bushwhacked (~bushwhack@219.90.84.199) has joined #dilimanians [Bushwhacked] LBM - Hari ng padala! ... Lakas ng ulan. oo nga sana wag mag brown out Sana umaraw. =) * FuNyFuLmAn (....@219.90.83.121) has joined #dilimanians * FuNyFuLmAn (....@219.90.83.121) Quit (Quit) Sheeesh. ... ... onti ng tao sana lumiyab kayong lahat at masunog. * katz21 (nkamuch@203.215.97.201) Quit (Ping timeout) Oh, yes. But for god's sake, don't put yourself out until I can get a good photo. * ^joSEph^[14] to all granny goose kornets.... burn 2 hell.. * ^joSEph^[14] fcuk.. i hate dem.. oi bading ,,!,, tangina ka jologs kantutin mo nlng nanay mo wtf? dude, whats your problem? lols ur my problem stupid shit ur a fucking gay whore gano n kalaki butas ng pwete mno? kasya n ba isang bote o sobra pa wow, youre out of it, man. lols muka mo di kita maintindihan haha so what did you take? ur moms orgasm haha of course you dont. now, take it easy there and try to relax. you might have had too much. uu sobra sobra sobrang tamod ng nanay mo wow, youre lame. lame your face mali p spelling wag k na mag englise tanga tanga feeling amerikano haha heheh, sensya na, nasanay lang siguro. labo, pre, labo ng trip mo. pre? bading k e sensya na rin, tol, mali ka jan. * lonely_m3 (~name@203.115.159.42) Quit (Quit) [Pwned.] * `ka3na (~valleyofc@203.76.223.125) has joined #dilimanians * `ka3na is now known as Hope4Silence Emo * Hope4Silence (~valleyofc@203.76.223.125) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) * jOpAy`BaBoY (~asdgadasd@210.213.140.238) has joined #dilimanians syet! * juana (juana@202.124.147.136) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) potaragis * jOpAy`BaBoY (~asdgadasd@210.213.140.238) Quit (Quit: shet!) ... Okay... * rraajj starts creeping next to Nostradamnit * Nostradamnit turns into Hideki Hitler, the Unholy Cloning Experiment! * Nostradamnit is now known as HidekiHitler Sieg Heir! Wow. Oh yeah? FEAR ME! * rraajj is now known as ManongRene NO NOOOOO * ManongRene is now known as MANONGRENE YES! YES! * Juris14 was kicked by MANONGRENE (Auto-kick on OpScript detection triggered. Clean your IRC.) * o_mai_o (~lala@219.90.71.250) Quit (Quit: gud nyt!.. muah!!.. .^^.) * HidekiHitler melts because of MANONGRENE's righteous righteousness. Phlonk. I will beat you up with my ULTIMATE TANOD STICK! * Juris14 (~nyak@203.76.224.65) has joined #dilimanians * [dyeeweLL] (~escoda@203.76.223.154) has joined #dilimanians * HidekiHitler builds a giant battleship with jet engines. YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME! * peachz (erwrr@210.23.178.167) has joined #dilimanians * MANONGRENE flies like a hummingbird * [aj] (C_Y_18@219.90.64.59) Quit (Quit) * HidekiHitler turns into something terrible. * HidekiHitler is now known as Stroberi * MANONGRENE turns into something MORE terrible Awww. Damnit. * MANONGRENE is now known as EvilKaren ONOES * romiyow (romiyow@203.215.121.182) has joined #dilimanians NOT EVILKAREN(tm) I AM GOING TO CALL YOU EVERYDAY! * Juris14 was kicked by EvilKaren (Auto-kick on OpScript detection triggered. Clean your IRC.) * Juris14 (~nyak@203.76.224.65) has joined #dilimanians AND WREAK HAVOC IN YOUR FAMILY! * leFtout (~kulit@203.115.179.40) has joined #dilimanians * romiyow (romiyow@203.215.121.182) Quit (Quit) * Stroberi is now known as Ketchup I AM GOING TO LET YOU FUCK ME EVERYNIGHT, SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EXCUSES ABOUT LEAVING ME! * spongebob_09 (romiyow@203.215.116.156) Quit (Ping timeout) * Ketchup chases EvilKaren and slobbers all over her. * EvilKaren is now known as Hapi * Ketchup kills Hapi. * Hapi transforms into an evil mongrel * Hapi is now known as Benni * Ketchup is now known as Snoopy_ * Snoopy_ runs away. HEH! YOU CAN'T KILL ME NOW! * Juris14 was kicked by Benni (Auto-kick on OpScript detection triggered. Clean your IRC.) *squeak* *squeak* * Phan`yeh (~lala@219.90.71.250) has joined #dilimanians * Snoopy_ runs away even further and wets himself in fear. * Benni is now known as MasterOfPain Blam. I WILL KILL YOU USING MY ARNIS! * Phan`yeh was kicked by MasterOfPain (Auto-kick on OpScript detection triggered. Clean your IRC.) *grumble* You win this round. OH YES! Heh. Dominion of pain! THE DOMINION OF PAIN REQUIRES YOUR... PAIN! ENROLL NOW! WE NEED YOU TODAY! FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR PAIN! * rraajj is now known as NovicePain * Nostradamnit is now known as PainStudent * prenotrigger is now known as PainMIstress You are gay. okay Holy shit. * Juris14 was kicked by NovicePain (Auto-kick on OpScript detection triggered. Clean your IRC.) * PainMIstress is now known as MisterPain That's better. YAEH ... But you're still gay. :D * HidekiHitler changes topic to 'Welcome to #dilimanians || banz okay na loadan mo lang -yuj || http://www.joyangeles.com/myranda/myrandabiggest.htm <--- THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT' * FrIDAKahLO (~coquettis@ipdial-169-157.tri-isys.com) has joined #dilimanians [FrIDAKahLO] Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be; because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. * FrIDAKahLO (~coquettis@ipdial-169-157.tri-isys.com) has left #dilimanians yes i agree elow sno ka din poh!? * Smi|E slaps TsI_08 around a bit with a large trout * TsI_08 slaps Smi|E around a bit with a large trout * Smi|E slaps TsI_08 around a bit with a large trout * TsI_08 slaps Smi|E around a bit with a large trout * Smi|E slaps TsI_08 with Level 10 Jupitel Thunder * tOnI`15 (~u@203.215.111.6) has joined #dilimanians panu mu nagagwa yan ung may jupitel [Okay, who let this clown in? What kind of chan op doesn't know how to use the fucking /me command?] "Ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika, YUCK." yaeh. WTF? ika nga. "Pag may sinuksok, SA SIMBAHAN ANG TULOY." :D "Its o.k. to be arte." "Aanhin pa ang damo, KUNG MAY MAKUKUHA NAMANG SHABU KAY MANG KABO?" Holy shit. ... I need more of those for my homework. ... OR BETTER YET! I need Geronimo. Where the hell is he? Ma text nga. ... SHIET. atsaka "VICTOR!" "OO!" Hmm. Let's see... HQ tomorro-- later, H2G2 on Saturday, and an entire day's worth of sleep on Sunday. Sounds good. YAEH Have you told Vic about H2G2 yet? Uhhh, nope. Wanna bet certain people are going to get "sick" or have "other plans" this Saturday? :D Mlehehehe. * vhan (vhan@203.215.123.129) has left #dilimanians Got no money to spare in a bet you'll surely win. Let's bug the living shit out of them tomorrow. * rraajj applies a little smudge before the Lens blur Now this should do. Here comes Eugene. Or not. "Hoy." *poke* *poke* "H2G2." * prenotrigger (fafasf@masamune.users.undernet.org) has joined #dilimanians [prenotrigger] "I-i-i-ilaw? BUKAS BA YUNG ILAW?! BUKSAN NYO YUNG ILAW!" Fahud. * X sets mode: +v prenotrigger Fahud. TUNDUNDUN. Euge. ? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, sa Saturday. * _zarita (~gee@203.76.222.20) Quit (Quit) errr kayo na lang I WIN! * HidekiHitler kicks rraajj in the nuts. Mlerp. SEE? di ko trip na manood ng cine ngayon -rraajj- I didn't bet anything, so mleh. :D -> -rraajj- Fuck you, I still win. :D :D :D Mlerpy. :D:D:D saka 1-8 pm klase ko Wow. 1-8? Mlehehehehe. * prenotrigger (fafasf@masamune.users.undernet.org) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) My, aren't we touchy these days? Toinks. TUNDUNDUN. [Guess what? I was wrong. They ended up coming along anyway. Heh.] * KaThLeEn_Oo8 (akduj@219.90.66.135) Quit (Quit: bye nah... bye d0na and aiza.... hehe... change nick nk0... epal kse c emman,bkla daw c "0" sa trig0... bc0z of equation x is any real # except 0... tp0s ung example ni sir sena is mgkr0n n raw cia ng partner n matandang babae,sanggol na babae... wag lng bkla.. kya cbi ni emman,bkla c "0"... lok0 tlga un.... tsaka acc0rding to mr. sena, bwal daw mangaliwa ang lalake.. babae lng pwede... un ung sa determining wheter a graph is a function or n0t...) ... DEDE TUNDUNDUN. Dede payots. *paytos * HidekiHitler makes stroking gesture with his right hand. * rraajj does the same gesture KAILANGAN NATIN NG JUICE HINDI HINDI MAMAMAAAARI KAILANGAN NATIN NG JUICE HINDI HINDI AKO MAKAKAPAPAPAYAG DEDE *obscure hand gesture* DEDE again * HidekiHitler makes obscene gesture again and collapses. ... I wish I had DSL. That'd make my, ehem, downloads faster! Imagine all the, ehem, downloads I can finish in 1 hour... Yes, then you'll [text deleted by FART censor], and you'll never get out the door. ? Yeah. Probably. * HidekiHitler starts swaying along to "So Long and Thanks For All the Fish" while watching pr0n. This is one fucked up combo. "So long, so long, so long" "OH OH OH" "So long, so long, so long" "AHHH" "And thanks for all" "OHAHH" "the fish" http://home.elka.pw.edu.pl/~pgrabow1/kolezka.swf?name=Rehum * HidekiHitler clicks link and waits. So what's this? TUNDUNDUN. NOOOOOOOOOOO Holy shit. When will this ever stop? Or is it in loop? * HidekiHitler tries replacing the text after name= OH YES http://home.elka.pw.edu.pl/~pgrabow1/kolezka.swf?name=rraajj YAEH Mlehehehe I tried using GAGOMAN || I must admit they did a pretty good job with the audio loop. TUNDUNDUN. Yeah. Akala ko hindi na titigil e. Naka loop lang pala. That was whacked. I hate you, though. Awwww. That song is going to loop in my head all day tomorrow. Hindi kasya. YAEH I THINK WE'VE BEEN COMEONE LIKE DON'T YOU THINK SHALA. Tangina, hindi ko maintindihan. I think it's... "shut up and sleep with me, come on why don't you sleep with me" ... oh. Wow. Onga no. ... ayoko na. *cries* ... [Half an hour later] ... "SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME, COME ON WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME" NOOOOOO http://www.eurodancehits.com/sin.html *snort* Shit. Tumplert. * HidekiHitler musters up the courage to actually read through that site. Jesus, I'm not sure who's worse. Right Said Fred ("I'm too sexy..." "Cause you're my mate!") or this fuckhat. NOOOOOOOOO * [sad] is now known as [stupid] * highfly is now known as lonelyf * [stupid] is now known as [feelsorry] * trese_WaFu (~asaness@210.213.154.211) has joined #dilimanians AMP!!!!! putang inang irc toh... cnong irc? gela is ~nadlemike@210.1.85.123 * i loev him. yes i do. * Ormazd (~chatzilla@202.86.200.188) has joined #dilimanians [Ormazd] "Druggery and perseverance solves most problems." Fahud. Fahud. * X sets mode: +o Ormazd Nglerp. <^joSEph^14> [ napanood q 2 s UP last nyt>>> Kitchie Nadal - Bulong.mp3 3:49/3.5mb/128kbps] [ napanood q 2 s UP last nyt>>> Backstreet Boys - Tanginashit.mp3 54:99/2.0gb/512kbps] And I still don't have a poem. :(( Tanginang Integral 'to. Nakakaubos ng Coke. braso: |magpunta tayo sa gym || mag buhat at mag pawis || itodo mo ang bigat || uwi na masakit na | Wow. It should have an AAAA pattern. oh, yeah. poem nga pala, bobo What the fuck? ewan. masakit braso ko. Ako rin e. Tanaga. I need to make a Tanaga. 4 ply: "o aking 4 ply tissyu || ika'y galing nasugbu || ikinuha sa drive thru || ng isang batang bubu" *bow* TUNDUNDUN. Nice. ... I don't understand a fucking thing. God, I hate poetry. * Zarquon sets mode: +o rraajj * Bushwhacked makes BOKBOKER DANCE I believe if you're going to say something, SAY IT. None of this pretentious "artistic" bullshit. Manong: Ikaw ba'y nakatingin || Sa manong sa may amin || Ingat ka't baka damhin || Ang lakas ng tanod spleen Mlerp. That was pathetic. Battle Gear: Tara na at bumili || Token na sobrang dami || Pagka't ka'y mawiwili || Sa mga kotse sa tabi *bow 331 times* gym: "tara at tayo'y mag gym || martsa sa tunog ng hymn || pagdating sa ating gym || kawayan si Sir Rey Lim" dont blo-ed drivemy "bawal umihi dito || mamang may utak bato || hindi napansin iho || hoy hoy hoy! banlag ako" *b0w3d* Coke: Asukal ko'y tumaas || Pag sipsip ko sa katas || Tila ba'y walang dulas || Ubusin ang patatas. Tangina. Wala na akong maisip. bahala ka nga. basta masaya ako kagabi :D Ubusin ang... patatas? YAEH Wala na akong maisip na katugma e, ... Gunbound: Hala sige, tira na || Wag ka na lang magbasa || Magaling sa pag tantsa || Rugby boy o aimbot ka? *bow once more* :D Gunbound: Hala sige, tira na || Wag ka na lang magbasa || Magaling sa pag tantsa || Rugby boy o aimbot ka? - By far the "best" I've written today. ... bokbokers: | ano na, laban ka na || ba't hindi maniwala || palusot pa ikaw ha || tangian bokbokers ka| * Bushwhacked looks down so THATS why its cold. ( * Bushwhacked is commando and his shorts are ripped ) be right back. yaeh. loose cycling shorts Wow. Ano yan, sampung taon mo nang ginagamit? uh.. good question.. in fact, i dont recall anyone in the family ever wearing these. 'cept me from ... almost a decade ago? Wow. Tumama pa amputsa. hinde eh. almost nga e. pero parang isang decada na rin eh. Edi almost tumama. Edi parang tumama. o siya, siya. siya nga. siya yung si bernard. .. onga no. what is it with names starting with 'B'? Imano. they soudn weird. *sound Bernard Brent Brandon Bert Brian. Bubu. Brett AIMBUT BAKLA Brando. Brenda. Bea. Belinda Blorpy. Baka Bayani Basha Bushwhacked. Bushjoakd Punks. Biktor. Bwiset. Brankoys. Brenotrigger. Bayzee. Brraajj. Oo nga, Punks. Beronimo Bangeet Brawberry Bangeet. Brawberry. YAEH Bricia. Barah. Bike. Brazilia YAEH, Bike. Bresto Bebbie. Banong. Breast. Bukal Bakal BREAST. BEAST. Bandana astig, pangalan mo Bandana Banana Astig pangalan mo kung Breast. b- ana- na s mas astig kung pangalan mo Better B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Pun ks "Hi, I'm Better." "Hi, I'm Bobo." Bamboo "Hi, I'm Bano." "hi, im feeling a lot like better. lol." Hindi naman e. Best "Oh, i hear youre Best" "are you best?" <|ErNiNg16> aaarrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!! <|ErNiNg16> shhyyyyyeeeeetttttttteeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! bbbbbbbbbbbkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkttttttttttttttt???? <`su27> |ErNiNg16 <|ErNiNg16> oi <[^_^]_005_> wakekekekekekekekkeekekkeekekekkekekekekekekekekeke! ^_^ <|ErNiNg16> ders makeupo on my face!!!! <|ErNiNg16> nooooo!!!!! <|ErNiNg16> aaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! ngek!! <|ErNiNg16> getitofmeeeeehhhhh!!!! fhastur!!! fhastur!!! <|ErNiNg16> ih8meeeeee!!!!! bbbbbuggggggggggggguuuuuusssssssssshhhhhhhh!!!!!! * |ErNiNg16 beeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!! beeeeeeeeeeep!!!!! beeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [You're idiots, all of you.] Hmm. This sounds like a nice experiment. heh. figures. the better looking "filipina" "models" are half breeds. 1. If someone says something ending in a question mark, respond by saying "Dude?" 2. If someone says something ending in an exclamation point, respond by saying "Dude!" 3. If someone says something ending with a period, respond by randomly saying one of three things: "Okie," "Sure," or "Right on." 4. EXCEPTION: If someone says something directly to you by mentioning your name, respond by saying "Lag." * Zarquon goes off to write a script. w0w. Wow. oh, yeah try using you script on these Let's try a localized #gbnagers test first... Say anything. gabber Dude? Damnit. gabber. Dude? mehng? Dude? tahnuh! Hold on, I done boo boo. Dude? YAEH Wahehehe. Gumawa rin si loko. GAGO KAYONG LAHAT. ahah, wala. Dude? Ngek. Bakit baliktad. Weird. astug. Dude? Weird. Sweet. Dude? Sweet? Dude? Sweet? Dude? Sweet? Dude? Sweet? Dude? Sweet? Dude? Sweet? Dude? Mleh. Sweet? Dude? i give up. Dude? asteeg. Dude? nakakaasar. Dude? Baliktad amputsa. = D Dude? Wow. Now that sucked. Hit me. Dude? GAGO KAYONG LAHAT. Lalo ka na, Prankoys. Dude? Dude? DEDE. DEDE MASTER. GAGO? uploading teh kung phoey imagees Dude? NOW THAT SUCKED> stop that. Dude? Okie. Tae crunch. GAGO MASTER. Dude? Ano ba, anywhere yung question mark? Or strictly sa dulo lang? * Kip_Bresto makes note not to wander far from Japanese archives End. ha? ano? * Zarquon is now known as Zarquon_ * Zarquon_ is now known as Zarquon Blerp. * Kip_Bresto plays Lisa Loeb - Stay.mp3 oh god, no. Dude? Damnit. Dude? Dude? Dude! Dude? Gago! Eh. epper Bakla? Epper manong. Epper manong. kantutan Game. Test nga. GAGO? MANONG! EPPERLY. testing testing. testing? testing! SPLORT. PLORPY. Mlerp. Wow. My self ping? 2 seconds. testing. Dude? testing? Dude? testing! Dude? testing Dude? Wala na. Bakla na. babanoo.. babano, batuh! Dude? Test mine. Dude? GAGO? GAGO! Hmm. GAGO Dude? Guess that didn't quite work. Weird. Dude? testing. testing? testing! testing Tae crunch. All righty. Once more. i wish i could have a Japanese porn star girlfirend. i wish i could have a Japanese porn star girlfirend? i wish i could have a Japanese porn star girlfirend! Okay, nevermind. Nilipat ko sa variable, ayaw pa rin. teh Kung Phoey Dude? Wala na. http://img83.echo.cx/my.php?image=25050500295cq.jpg Dude? Bakla na talaga. http://img83.echo.cx/my.php?image=25050500223pu.jpg http://img26.echo.cx/my.php?image=25050500197eq.jpg http://img60.echo.cx/my.php?image=25050500284kz.jpg Dude? http://img60.echo.cx/my.php?image=25050500215lo.jpg Dude? http://img13.echo.cx/my.php?image=25050500205gy.jpg Dude? I can't seem to figure out what's wrong. Dude? http://img13.echo.cx/my.php?image=25050500257ck.jpg Dude? Tama naman. Dude? And we made the same mistake, Zarquon. Dude? OPEN SOURCING! #gago off on *:text:*?:#gbnagers:/msg $chan Dude? on *:text:*!:#gbnagers:/msg $chan Dude! on *:text:*.:#gbnagers: { /msg $chan $read(gago.txt) } #gago end Here's mine. The problem looks very simple. But the outputs are weird. Mine's basically the same, but I dumped the text to be matched into vars. I'm experimenting with the $chr() identifier right now. Ayaw gumana sakin pag variable e. Wow. Iisa-isahin mo? no, youre not. So, uhh, what's the ASCII decimal value of ?, ! and . ? Hang on. 63, 33, 46. Okie. EH! EH!!!!!! Can you do that again? What? Except the question mark. WHAT? Hit me. With what? gago ka gago ka. Right on. Hit me with a line. gago ka? Yay. gago ka! Dude! It be teh work. What'd you do? So weirdo yung question mark, Prankoys. Tinanggal ko yung line using the question mark. AH! Baka kasi tinatrato niyang operator yung question mark. Question mark operator? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, too. Okie. YAEH Nakakaasar pare. Oh well. :D * gbnagers (nurgle@203.215.119.24) has joined #gbnagers * rraajj sets mode: +v gbnagers * rraajj sets mode: +o gbnagers Wow. Right on. Nurgle pa rin pala yung ident ko dito. Okie. * Zarquon starts looking for a way to get that damn question mark working. GAGONESS. Sure. GAGONESS GAGONESS. Right on. Right on. Right on. Sure. Right on. Right on. Right on. Right on. Right on. Okie. Right on. Manong fapper. Okie. Right on. Sure. Sure. Right on. Right on. Right on. Dappered. Sure. Sure. Sure. OH NOOOOOOOOO GAGO MANONG. Right on. Right on. Right on. Wala na. Okie. Right on. Okie. Hindi na hihinto yan. Okie. :D Right on. Right on. Right on. * Zarquon unloads. Right on. Right on. Sure. OH NO. Right on. Okie. WE BE TEH DEATH SCRIPTED! Right on. Right on. I'm safe. Ayoko na. :D :D YAEH WE SCUK. Onga, inunload ko na din. :D Now to find out how to get that question mark working * rraajj figures out an algo to make the script of death work. Okay, you figure out the question mark. Imana figure out teh gagomanong death scriptness. Hit me with a question mark. GAGO? Nope. What'd you do? Try again. GAGO? * Zarquon kicks PC. TRY MANONG? MANONGNE. Right on. *ss Again. ? Dude? Now a period or exclamation mark. Gagoman? Dude? Gagoman. Right on. Yay. Right on. Well, I'll be damned. What'd you do? Dude? I moved the line that checks for ? to the end of the script. That way, it checks the others first. E, ginawa ko rin yun. Right on. Pero ayaw. Sure. * Zarquon shrugs. Ay! Dude! Naka comment nga pala. Okie. ONAAAAAAABS. Okie. This is going to be so irritating. * Zarquon makes a few more additions. Yung line of text ba, $1 or $2? * gbnagers (nurgle@203.215.119.24) Quit (Quit) babano kayo. $1, I think. No, wait. I dunno. Oh grat. *great YAEH. GRAT Game. Right on. Yay. Okie. Ikaw nga. Sure. What? Try saying something || Dude? TAE MAN Wow. Okie. Gago scruncher Pee pee. * rraajj hunts down typo Okay, say something. Right on. Right now. Right on. Malibog na sanggol. Right on. Okie. Sure. Right on. NOOOOOOOO Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Heh. I could probably build a LLS bot given enough time. 1. If someone says "elow!" reply with speaker's name. 2. Repeat all lines at least twice. 3. If someone asks a question ending in ?, reply with "la lng" 4. Spit out random smileys at different time intervals. i can already imagine the fools trying to converse with you. 5. Rest of behavior will just be drawing random lines from a quotefile because I'm too lazy to create a proper semi-intelligent bot. Oo nga, tapos i-reconfigure natin kasama pati mga private messages. :D ooh, try to make it reply 'secret' when asked a section or whatever. Heh. Just the process of replying to an "asl" request is going to be fun to code. Wow. hm... thats hard. you'd want your bot to have integrity. Try saying Dude! / Dude? / Period word. want some research? Dude? try ym. Right on. = D Dude? Something like... on *:text:asl:*:/msg $nick $rand(13,19)/f/qc Dude? Talagang question mark operator talaga. Wow. YAEH Random age from 13 - 19. :D Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Dude? Awwww. Okie. Wala na. Okie. Dude? Dude? Okie. Sure. Dude? Fucking stupid piece of shit. I have a feeling the question mark is treated as a wildcard character just like * YAEH Yeah./ really* really? Let's try this again. Hit me with a question mark. Right on. Right on. Supposedly, ? stands for any private messages. Right on. Right? RIGHT? Hm. Right on. Right on. Gues that didn't work. YAY. Right on. Sure. Right on. Dude? Hindi na dumodoble sakin! Dude! :D Did you set a timer to shut the script off after each reply or something? Dude? Nope. Okie. Wahehehe. Okie. Dude? Parang mga gagong nag-uusap e. Right on. :D mahng? Dude? Jesus, these replies are creepy. Right on. Sure. e. Right on. Okie. Okie. Gago, tumatama e. Sure. Minsan. Right on. Ayan o. Okie. onga Dude? talaga? Dude? #gago on on *:text:*!:#gbnagers: { if (Dude! !isin $1-) { /msg $chan Dude! } } on *:text:*.:#gbnagers: { if (Okie. !isin $1-) && (Sure. !isin $1-) && (Right on. !isin $1-) { /msg $chan $read(gago.txt) } } on *:text:*?:#gbnagers: { if (Dude? !isin $1-) { /msg $chan Dude? } } #gago end Revised gago script. Ah. Sure. So it checks for "Dude" before replying. Okie. Yep. Kind of long, but what the heck. Well, as long as we don't explode after triggering each other's scripts. Right on. Jesus. bleheheheh Right on. Dude? Dude?> Dude? WAHAHAHAHAHA Dude? yaeh. How the FUCK do I keep it from treating ? as a wildcard? Dude? Dude? Alam ko na. testing. ayaw. nasira ko yata yung sakin. Taecrunch. Hit me. Taecrunch! Dude! Dude! Taecrunch? Dude? Dude? gago juice Dude? YAEH Dude? Nakuha na. W00t. What'd you do? Dude? Dude? I checked the last character of $1-. It must be '?' before replying. on *:text:*?:#gbnagers: { Dude? if (Dude? !isin $1-) && ($right($1-, 1) == ?) { /msg $chan Dude? } } Dude? Dude? wtf. Okie. why do -I- have it, too? Dude? Taecrunch! Dude! Dude! Weird. But it works, so what the hell. Right on. that wasnt me. Okie. YAHE Dude? YAEH Dude? GAGOCRUNCH MANONGNESS. Hindi nga pwedeng Dude?. Tae? Dude? Dude? * Kip_Bresto (~bushwhack@onesix42.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: going to sleep. http://www.bushjoakd.blogspot.com) Wow. Whoa. Right on. Siraulo. * rraajj goes back to integrating * Zarquon modifies Gagoscript and starts adding more shit. * rraajj sips more Coke. Mmmm. Blood. *sigh* 2 more pages to go. Dude, buhay pa ba yung offpeak card na binigay ko sayo? Uh... I think so. Sure. Crappy. Heh. Conversations with LLS-infected people are going to be very interesting soon. Okie. Mehehehe. I just need time to sift through all the logs and put together a convincing set of lines. Sure. Wow. And I swear this simple one is creeping me out. Right on. Shit. Right on. Using only this script, I can leave the PC on without my guidance. :D Pwedeng-pwede na e. Dagdagan na lang ng mga linya. I would like to rape you. Right on. NOOOOOO ... now that was bad. Buti na lang hind "sure" or "okie". :D You KNOW the WConvs are going through trouble when I use this sort of shit for material. Right on. And again, I would like to rape you. Okie. Muhahaha * rraajj changes topic to 'TUMAE KA NA BA, PRANKOYS?' woohoo. I did. http://www.friendster.com/viewphoto.php?p=e&pid=139481945&uid= 1121052 Or at least, I think I did. retsnom nakita ko na yung YAkult center sa regalado I may have dreamed my last shit up. Yakult center? If I didn't dream it up, then my last dump would be yesterday. ... I think. i think delivery lang yun. i duno kung parang malte shoppe yun. Astig! yukult lang talaga Yakult house! "The place for kiddie night-outs!" wow TARA, PUNTA TAYO DUN! hindi ba pwedeng tumambay duin at bumili? DRINK ALL YOU CAN may magpapark ng MINI HONDA CIVIC HATCHBACK Jesus Christ. tapos dun tatamabay yung mga conio na bata mini honda hatchback? wtf is that? "Free Lactobacillus Shirota Strain!" yung kasya nga lang sa kotse na un e sanggol oo, tangina, sabog sabog yung tiyan nila. ay mali, satin pala. kasi tayo yung iinom ng sobrang dami. sila, safe drinking. hey, prankoys. go to my birthday. Uhh... * Zarquon checks calendar. Next Saturday? Okay, I guess. I'ma going to HQ to pick some shit up anyway. Not to mention dropping off Euge's CD writer and swapping books with rraajj. there'll be shawarmas. three for each one of us. Holy shit. * Zarquon can already feel his stomach going apeshit. and there'll be whores. one for me and one for the rest of you. Can I tear her legs off with my bare hands and run through the entirety of Don Jose waving it around like so? * Zarquon demonstrates. no, but you can be first to try stuff out with her if you eat more shawarmas than everyone else. Oh yeah, will there be Super Supreme Stuffed Cunt Pizza there, too? nope, but there will be eat all you can fishball and bottomless taho. How about Mongol horsemen? Will there be an army of angry Mongols screaming outside and setting houses on fire? ... maybe. Yay. But I can't help but feel disappointed. I was really looking forward to some Super Supreme Stuffed Cunt pizza. i wonder if we can set that as a lan party, too. well, you can always bake one. but not in my room. i have dibs on that. Wow. Bake one! BAKE ONE! you guys can do it on the lawn. this is great. * Zarquon doesn't know how to react to the images of insane baking, stuffing and random stuff that's running through his head. that robot suit is great now all it needs is a direct plug into the brain -which is available although just being tested on animals i want to volunteer! ... I think I'll wait for something that doesn't look so fragile. "do you agree on letting us crackin open your skull and fitting it with a direct link to this machine that can help you carry more?" now all they need is armor fittings, more powerful actuators, more power, and maybe treads. tangina. I WANT COKE kung kelan ako nagdrawing ng una kong robot. 12 na. badtrip. Bukas pa kaya tindahan? I just want a powerfist. man, my head is filling up with crazy ideas. Do any of them involve hermaphrodites having sex with each other while rubbing mustard all over themselves? "is it a bird?" "is it a plane?" "no, it just deployed its parachute!" ... What? You don't like it? It's the mustard, isn't it? Fine, replace mustard with axle grease. * Kip_Bresto imagines a dick trying to apply mustard on another dick jesus christ almighty. ok, kev. think happy thoughts. * Kip_Bresto remembers zoolander scene where they were happily, ignorantly spraying themselves with gasoline meheheheh. fire! no, really, i think that robot suit has a hell of a lot of potential. How about alcoholic drag queens masturbating in a small room with ferrets running around crawling up any orifice they can find? Goat porn? they could hire amputees to operate them so the machine runs lighter. I don't think the suit works for paralytics and amputees. same decision making power, less weight. no, but they can stick sensors directly into your brain, remember? Yeah, but right now it reads electric impulses from the skin. * Kip_Bresto recalls small monkey with wires coming out of it's brain, operating a game with its brain i'd give it less than a year and a year for the public release of the news yaeh. Two years, eh? or less. two years assuming they'd do proper research and analisys and stuff. around one if theyre reckless. Wonder how one of those would react to an EM pulse. there should be some japanese dude volunteering for the sensor fit now. *old guy lifts a barrel of fuel* *EM pulse ensues* *suit shuts down* *great happiness ensues* ... *some guy walks up to the burning old guy and says:* "you are warm hungry" *totalled amputee (no legs, one arm) relaxes in customized robot suit with cushy air conditioned sealed cockpit* *emp ensues* *cockpit opens* Great. Now I have an idea for a short story. *sweaty man waves his only fist in anger* VENGEANCE OF THE ONE-ARMED, ONE-LEGGED, ONE-EYED NINJA! i'd call him slim. with an accent GANGBANGERS na ninja. like, "sleam". Yay, something to do in ComArts class again. "yo, slim, high five!" "orayt." Ulrayt. Yo! Yo! "hows the new contact lense?" "yeah?" "orayt. high five!" "Yo! Yo!" * Kip_Bresto imagines slim struggling to track my hand, raise his hand and balance himself while absorbing high five impact The one-armed, one-legged, one-eyed ninja leapt into the air, launching a flurry of attacks at the helpless goons standing between him and his evil arch-enemy, the fearsome three-toed yakuza. One by one, the goons fell to the ninja's powerful strikes, until the ninja smashed into a concrete pillar due to his lack of depth perception. "Yo, dat hurt, yeah." ... does he have the same hairstyle hitler does? *did ... We can work that in. what about the beard? *a beard Hmm. How about a beard like that guy from Mythbusters? or maybe huge braces exactly. "beards are in!" - the foo fighters vocalist dude and then he'd like, fight off his arch enemy - the guy who invented the robot suit Who is similarly disabled with only three toes. and then he'd be like, fighting off total amputees using the suit and they'd be like, "surrender to technology! why do you insist on living as an amputee?!" "come and see what the suit has to offer!" *kick* *punch* *block* "why, slim, why?" "because." *thinking to himself* "(because i was born this way)" wait. wtf. THEN what does he need to avenge? Uhh... what DID he have to avenge? ... I'll get back to you on that. In about two days. Yeah. maybe his mother was on drugs before he was born. So then he'd avenge himself by killing his mother? * Zarquon is distracted by azbnk. *dramatic scene when he was thinking to himself under a lamp post* "my mother, she was on drugs before i was born" Shut up, I'm distracted. wait, i forgot the punch line. "i swear by this hand, i'll never let anyone be born the way i was" * prenotrigger (fafasf@masamune.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit) "and with this, our hero tried his best to fight drugs and crime, as well as anyone born with birth defects - unconciously ensuring his being unique" Wow. ooh, he'd have a friend. biclops, the two eyed cyclops. * rraajj (~TATAY2X@rraajj.users.undernet.org) Quit (*.net *.split) and his name would be stereo. Okay... "yo, stereo!" "ehng?" *clapclap* *clap* ... CLAP? *shrug minor* doesnt he have a costume, or even a nickname? I have no idea. I was actually saving that for a dull moment at school. oh, ok. youre welcome to change everything i just suggested. i cant log into azbnk invalid login why, damnit, why Yan. Tama na daw porno. ... "you have 0 tokens remaining" Wala ka naman talagang tokens a. no, wait, there we go. what happened? * Kip_Bresto slaps Zarquon around a bit with a large trout uddenly logged in and i didnt do that. wtf? The Machine Spirit, in its infinite mercy, decided to grant you pr0n for tonight. no, wait, it logged back out. wtf? The Machine Spirit changed its mind. BAWAL. DI PEPEDE. let me in, damnit! Tanginabitch. Tanginashet. Tanginabitch you. Now na. Puta naman you, pare. How puta naman your mother. You're so kupal, you know? Duh, as if I care naman no. Don't be so fucking gago naman. You're so nakakainis, eh! *shudders* ... Ayoko na. paano kaya kung biglang may dragon kang makita? eh? gagu nsisiraan kna cguro nun.... e bakit? sabihin ko siraulo pala mga communista sabi mo ha?? ayun ako o ayun! ayun! nakikita kona! lalaki k b??? * X sets mode: +o prenotrigger indonesian ako gagu!!! Ako hindi. Ako rin, hindi. ala ko sau pki alm!!!!! Hindi naman ikaw kausap ko e. Onabs.... pti sau epal!!! ikaw epal gagu!!! TUNDUNDUN. TANG INA KA!!!!! Tumplert. * junnel (~junnel@203.215.121.33) Quit (Quit) * ``ehlyah`` (~haay@203.76.221.247) Quit (Quit: kht anung mangyare...kht anung gawin mo skn..mahal n mahal prn kta!) * Heliotrope (CAGNAZZO@202.86.200.188) Quit (Quit: Ulul.) ULTRA SEX ULTRAMAN LOVES BIOMAN * rraajj wonders how ULTRA SEX looks like. Holy shit. *ULTRAMAN introduces his giganto penis to BIOMAN* NOOOOOOO "ASTOUNDING!" Holy crap. HOLY AHIT. Er.. *SHIT Yeah. HOLY AHIT! *ultra sperm propulsion* HOLY SHAVE Ang estilo ng pag-aahit na dinisenyo ng Panginoon. RETARDED SURGEON ...FROM OUTER SPAAAACE "Mluh. STICKY!" *splert* TUNDUNDUN. "SCAHPLE!" * Heliotrope changes topic to 'NO PA™KING' star wars episode 4,, "soon im gonna be a jedi" Tangina, nung binuksan ko yung Good Omens kanina... May pirma ni Neil Gaiman. ASTIG Wow. I was going to get my friend's copy signed, but I got lazy after seeing the line at Gateway. Ang haba daw masyado e. Yes indeed. It went all the way outside the LRT station. SHIIIIIT I went, "Gee, fuck that." "Ah... bos Nil, pa-otograps naman tsong." Holy ahit. "OLRAYT APIRS TAYO JAN MEN... I AM CAME FROM LONDON BY THE WAYS PARE." * Zarquon imagines Neil's reaction. "YAHOO I AM NIL GAIMANS" NO YAEH DAMN YUO Now I'm never going to be able to hear his name without laughing like a retard. "YAHOO I AM NIL GAIMANS" "I AM WROTE 'GOOD AMENS' AND 'HANDYMAN' YAEH" Sagwa. To quote you, TANGINASHIT Oh yaeh. wingodeum leviosa [Now, I'm no reader of Harry Pothead, but I'm pretty sure it's spelled differently.] ANG SAYA NABASA KO NA ANG HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE nyahahaha! weh?!!! -inggit- ANG SAYA NABASA KO NA ANG HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE * miguel989 (dreadfull@193-138-219-138.evolva.ro) Quit (Killed (*.undernet.org (Nick collision))) AKO HINDE * hh11 (~i@202.175.230.211) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) ows? mgnda ba? argh... ang ganda... maiksi lang xa pro mas mgnda sa 5 * CuTurRiBboN tangena mo gerard lag ka hapet ka talga * jyiosa needs... * jyiosa to... * palma (roch@ipdial-181-16.tri-isys.com) has joined #dilimanians * jyiosa read.... * jyiosa HP.... <`kiMoNYo> palma? [I Pity Myself. I Hate You. Funeral for a Friend - Juneau.mp3] bagobo hir o xa.. babalik na lang aq... * _miguel (dreadfull@193-138-219-138.evolva.ro) has joined #dilimanians bkt? borj pag dumating si jubaboy... * Zarquon changes topic to 'Welcome to #Dilimanians || KATANA VS MACHINE GUN! http://www.compfused.com/directlink/608 || Harry Potter is overrated.' huh.. my ggwin lang aq.. ah..... wingodeum leviosa Harry Potter is overrated.'<---ano po ibig sbihin nyan? sectumsempra! parang me sariling mundo pipol here..... WOOOOOOOOOOOW petrificus totalus over rated kaseh masyadong maganda.... * Smi|E (eLgwaPs@203.76.229.66) Quit (Ping timeout) hmmm... aguamenti! ano pa ba? * TsI_08 (L_RoyZe@ipdial-173-92.tri-isys.com) has joined #dilimanians flipendo ah.. kala q qng ano na mining ng overrated na yan *facepalm* incarcerous go rowell! wahahahahhhahha So this is the nation's future. Boy, are we in for a world of pain. um, pno b mgopen ng locked door? ALOHOMORA? harry potter's wang yeah tama! pag mag open ata TONI! * Smi|E (eLgwaPs@219.90.81.10) has joined #dilimanians COLLOPORTUS nyahahah chino! borj! AFK muna ano un? [Overrate: tr.v. To overestimate the merits of; to rate or value too highly.] [Stupid: adj. 1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.] [ 2. Marked by a lack of intelligence.] [ 3. In a state of mental numbness.] tiNa2o is MizKoNaCLa@tintin20.users.undernet.org * morality is important in a society, so i am needed [And now, boys and girls, bits archived over the years.] tiNa2o is backoff@210.23.168.32 * what the hell are you loooking at? tiNa2o is go2hell@219.90.75.2 * All messed Up.. tiNA2o is sadista@210.23.165.48 * sadista shit mali [Yes, "morality" indeed.] .Precious_./| | /say ._......./ 6\ | /say (.)._..././-o) | /say (/(^ ~~~..)_ | /say .) >,)-=//-/... No[N]e likes | /say ...\\....\U..... horsing around | /say ...UU....U......with Linzel lat ina nya!! biskay kaw ungas!! ungas ka rin w8 yan -rraajj- *looks at messages* BANOOO... -> -rraajj- What? -rraajj- *points at No[N]e's ASCII graphics -> -rraajj- Onga no. -> -rraajj- Banooo waa mincie calabio kaw b yan? * Gahflunght (CAGNAZZO@202.86.200.188) has joined #dilimanians [Gahflunght] "Druggery and perseverance solves most problems." mincie kaw b yan? Hinde. d kaw c mincie09 Hindi nga ako. * tin_14 (_bAc_@203.76.224.8) has joined #dilimanians hi po Hi din. What's your name? Sa tingin ko, mahal na kita. hi brindsamulai ... Whatever you want, NO. Waaaaaah. I miss Faypro. Naglaro ako kanina, kaso biglang napraning yung DC. *sniff* How's Half Naked Manong? Still alive? Bigla na lang namatay ng walang dahilan. Yep. Mostly Naked. Yay. "UWAAAAAAAH" Mukhang kailangan ko na namang linisin yung loob. Puro alikabok na ata e. ... How long has it been since you used the DC, anyway? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 2 months. Or something. Two months. Retsnom. SAYPEK ATOYOT ARADNAS KRAP "Good morning class, my name is Miss Prekprek. Always remember, WITH AN R!" SKNUP Wow. *class graduates* YAEH "Oy men! Yung teacher natin!" "Hi Ma'am --" "WITH AN R!" "Hi Ma'am KREPYAS!" OH YAEH YAEH Holy shit. http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=grandtheft.gif ... WOW. You don't see that every day, heh. Oh, man. He's good. sbi ni anjely hnd dw ryt-rong parang un! wait lang.. sabeh kc.. takte sakit ulo ko.. cnb nga pero hnd dw totoo.. sbi deducted from ur points.. a fraction of your mistake will be deducted from your raw score ang alm ko nga 1/4 ng mali eh.. un.. peor hnd dw.. sana 1/2 lang.. hehe.. dali lng ng englishh! Hindi papasa yan. * [198d] (CAGNAZZO@202.86.200.188) has joined #gbnagers HOMIE BITCH YA LL Eh. <[198d]> MURDA INC HOMIE BITCH YA'LL <[198d]> MAKING COMMOTION WASSUP G WAZUP DAWG? JESUS FUCK MMM KEEP COOL YO! LIKE SOME DEDE MUNCHERS YEAH <[198d]> FO SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE <[198d]> KEEP HANDLIN' THA BIZNATCH YO YO <[198d]> YO MAH NIGGER FOO YEAH, KEEPIN IT REAL, BIATCH. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? KEEP IT REAL YO! <[198d]> FO SHIZZLE JIZZLE MA NIZZLE, KIZZLE FO SHIT MAN STAY COOL, MAH HOMIE DON'T BE HATIN', Y'ALL. <[198d]> ...or something. <[198d]> YAEH SMOKE SOME POT WEED DUDE <[198d]> COCONUTS HOMIE BIATCH YO YO YO YO <[198d]> DON'T BE NO PLAYA HATA YO GBNAGERS YO <[198d]> REPRAZENT <[198d]> IN DA HOUSE, DAWG WAZZUP <[198d]> MAKING COMMOTION MURDA INC SANAMABIATCH YA'LL <[198d]> WEST SIDE Y'ALL SHOUTS OUT TO THA WEST SIDE REPRESENT <[198d]> *weird finger gestures* <[198d]> SHOUTIN' IT UP FO ALL MAH PEEPZ KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? I HAIL FROM THE EAST COAST BIATCH * [198d] changes topic to 'Tonight is nigger night.' <[198d]> YE ATE SHAWIE FO YA'LL <[198d]> FO SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE YEAH, MAH NIGGA. ATE SHAWIE IS COOL. H TO THE IZZO, V TO THE IZZEY GBNAGERS E-OH <[198d]> I concur, my african american friend. <[198d]> FO SHIZZLE MAH NIZZLE, SNOOP DOGGY SIZZLE WER MY DAWGZ AT? * rraajj|away is now known as rraajj * rraajj is back from: Diablo II. (Duration: 1hr 36mins 52secs) MANONG RENE IN THA HOUZ!!! <[198d]> YO I WIZZLE MAH NIZZLE TELEVIZZLE <[198d]> FIZZLE MAH JIZZLE BIZZLE YIZZLE <[198d]> FO SHIZZLE MAH NIPPLE Wow. *runs out of Nigga words* HOMIE BITCH YA'LL NIGGA NIGGA BITCH YOU I MEAN YO Ayoko na. <[198d]> http://www.bash.org/?2545 <[198d]> http://www.bash.org/?4913 What's in quote #1642 ? <[198d]> BASH RULES <[198d]> BASH beats TV anyday. <[198d]> ...or maybe not. <[198d]> Quote #1642 does not exist. Wow. <[198d]> http://www.bash.org/?17380 ... BABANO <[198d]> http://www.bash.org/?48 http://www.bash.org/?15641 OMFG * BrindSamulai looks on in envy as Limewire keeps him from accessing anything. <[198d]> Mmm. <[198d]> Reminds me of that movie I saw. http://www.bash.org/?3630 Tanginang yan. http://www.bash.org/?163301 GREAT! http://www.bash.org/?4488 OH BOY. http://www.bash.org/?12318 Damn. The fun never stops. <[198d]> See? <[198d]> I told you. <[198d]> BASH BEATS TV ANYDAY <[198d]> Or maybe not. <[198d]> I suck dick. http://www.bash.org/?126273 <[198d]> Ugh. http://www.bash.org/?406381 http://www.bash.org/?217425 - NOW THAT'S FUNNY. <[198d]> WHOOOOOOOOO http://www.bash.org/?520670 - !!!!!! w00t. http://www.bash.org/?427792 MORE QUOTES! <[198d]> MATH NERD! <[198d]> :D http://www.bash.org/?191063 - THIS IS A GOODS FIGHTS <[198d]> http://www.bash.org/?524806 <[198d]> WOOHOO http://www.bash.org/?993 - PWNED http://www.bash.org/?5543 <[198d]> Teka, TOP 100 yan 'no? <[198d]> Kaya pala familiar e. <[198d]> http://cgw.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3137482 <[198d]> w00t. <[198d]> FREE GAMES! Yeah. http://www.bash.org/?26369 ETO PA! /* Random ads */ DUMP WINDOWS! SWITCH TO SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY! GET LINUX! /* end random ads */ one thing about designing you will never look at things the same way again. from now on, i will HATE all dining chairs. fucking chair design... * Bushwhacked cries grrrrrrrrrrr * Bushwhacked draws spiked dining chair Tanginang yan. Wala namang bibili ng dining chair na may spikes a. meron namang mga stupid extreme goth people eh. yung mga tipong nagpapakasuperior kasi mas mataas yung tolerance sa pain Neanderthals? yung mga nagsususo *nagsusuot ng black NAGSUSUSO YAEH NAGSUSUSO GROUP i wonder if the prof will get the idea. http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush/ --> TEH RULE FOREVER TODAY flame design, bone design, staple design, swastica design, spike design... WTF That place is still alive? Site is still up, but no more new contents. "tangina niya right? he's such a poser. i'm more creative kaya than him." oh, god. * Bushwhacked draws more angry dining chairs I, Bushwhacked, shall name this chair "IcePick" -and shall wish use it to stab the author of http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush ... [much later] ... * Bushwhacked continues searching for chair designs man, isnt there ANY disign that isnt taken?! How about a chair with an integrated dildo? lemme rephrase man, isnt there ANY very salable design that isnt taken?! How about a chair with an integrated fleshlight? YAEH Fleshlight rul3zz n00b. *r00lz Mleh. Ima not know 1337 speak. ... What? It'd sell. man, isnt there ANY very salable design (-that is easy to do in technical drawing) that isnt taken?! Is it that hard to tack something that looks vaguely like a flashlight onto a chair? thats... not right. <[198d]> Monkeys. Are you looking for something that's "right," or something that'll sell? Yeah, monkeys. SEX SELLS. something that the professors will like -that isnt yet available What, wouldn't they like a fleshlight-seat? -that is easy to draft Prudes. Jobert. * Bushwhacked imagines prof trying to hump a chair nooo... Prankoys, could you DNS this for me? 210.4.41.1 DNS ooohh... ano nga ulit ibig sabihin ng DNS> ? Diabolical Nature Syndrome Unable to resolve. ? Domain name service? deads :D System? Dodong Nanay Shipyard oh, sorry. Diabolical Nature System Domain Name System (DNS). Durian Natural Smell Dead Nathan Shrug Dream Nexus Sex 210.4.41.183 Dandy Note Surfer 202.4.41.1 Denim Neuro Sucking Dede Ni Strawberry Doraemon Noosoo Soosoo None. What are these IPs supposed to point to, anyway? raj bakit ang dami mong DNS? Pinapacheck ko lang. Kala ko kasi sakin lang wala e. ah kala ko sayo lahat yan Dehins Naman Strong A host. ng? Dastardly Non Saturated Webhost. tingnan ko kung nandun si victor pag nandun laro tayo DodongrichmoNdSr. ay puta nag update pa bagong format kasi ako Daliri Naming Stylus ok bukas Doofus Nookie Slacks Dreadlocks North of South The 3 Steps of Enlightenment : DOWNLOAD , JAKOL , BURA Gago, alternative lang yung bura. Burn yung original third step. :D mas maganda pa rin pakinggan pag bura e Download Nasal Series Only erase if the pr0n is really bad. Like that pr0n I put on the last CD we burned. :D Detective Nermarione Spatula 9003597kb convert to MB Dracul Not Mormon ay mali Dinky Naked Sisters oo nga to 100KB = 1MB diba? *1000 bali 9003597KB devided by 1000 Dynamic Necessary Stab Anong meron? 10, 000 KB ba = 1mb? or 1,000KB = 1MB 900.3597 megs. nabobo ako 1000 per 1 mb. ganun din sa byes diba 1000 bytes = 1kb Yeah. Kilo means 1 thousand. oooh ngayon ko lang nalaman yun hindi nman siguro KB to Bytes lang ibig sabihin 9Mb na update pa Destiny Negatived Stigma Oh, you are so going to get it when you reach ASM. Doodle Noodle Sue anong oras na? Dude Not Sure Den Nwenty Swan puta naman e yung wall clock 1:20 na daw Hey, isn't there another set of measurements for bytes? Kibibytes (1024 b), that sort of thing? yung sa cellphone 5:46 sa computer 3:21 tangina nyan Dehins Naman, Sue Departmentalized National Sterillity Hmmm. Wonder where I've heard of that before. Duke Nomad Senior Prankoys, you wanna come to our org's Python-Perl-PHP tutorials? Is it free? Yef. Delapitated Night Snake Kaso bukas na 'to e. Mlehehehe. Tomorrow? Aww. Dilated Nate Sorrow CS 176 MHW Topics in Intelligent Systems: Computer Graphics MTh 1-230, MH 215 Instructor: TJ Vergel De Dios Ah! Now that's one subject I'd like to take. Davey Nestor Salamander Drilled Nook Substitute Dandom Numerical Suggestions Drat, NotthosemeddlingkidS dude no sweet draped nectar sack Do Not Shoes. Do Not Shoes Fart psychic hotline, hello? ALAS TAPAK. yun DO NOT SHOES Deehee, naked slider. Da Nam Serapak Dede + Nose = Suso Air-Pillo insoles Dyosko Naman Sobra Alas tapak YAEH tangina si victor kagabi siraulo masyado e. gumawa ng kwentong alamat. Deretso Na Sa habang naglalaro ng navy field AIR-PILLO INSOLES: ALAS TAPAK Devlish Nderaged Sicko * Taj prepares AlasTapak.jpg for uploading. D' Nearest Sport * Taj is now known as Moustafa Allah is too generous! prankoys pa send picture ng AUg Dark Nigger Spaz saka yung kasama nya yung AK Later, after I'm downloading this video from Ogrish. *after I'm done ... Drunken Negro Slave AFTER MANONG! Die Nathan Slane "KESELESAAN YANG UNGGUL" * prenotrigger is now known as preno|bath Direct Nose Slit Drake Notification Scapular Doll NASCAR Series (buy now) Debbie Nevermind Subject Dressing Number Seven Distorted Neigh Soldier Disliked Naomi Slut Denatured Natural Slime * rraajj (~raj@210.213.71.236) Quit (Ping timeout) Devoid Named Strepsills Drastic Nestor Saliva Dearly Need Sleep Dame Not Sane Derived Negative Saint Dismissed Nectar Services Damier Norton Subway Dexter Nailed Secretary Descartes Number Syntax Death Never Sleeps Dislike Nike Sometimes Denver National Sources Did Neural Six Damn Never Stop Doesnt Noone Swamp Dream Neeble Stereo Dr. Noble Surname Daming Naiisip Sandali * Moustafa comes back from reading a long thread of American idiots defending the "War on Terror." Jesus. De Novice Stagnate Deads None Stump ? wow * preno|bath is now known as prenotrigger siraulo Duncan Numazu Shreik Double Nestle Shreck Dip Nit Sit Did Nothing Special Das Nerenda Summon Department Natl. Stocks Dole Nature Sucking ... * Bushwhacked (bushwhacke@onesix42.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Dash 'Nuff Sleep. http://www.bushjoakd.blogspot.com) wat are you? a dog or a pussy cut your a human man,, so your a homo sapiens sapiens [Euugh, pussy cut... On a side note, this Elvis is a fucking idiot.] Air7|gb|dota * Air7|GB is now known as Air7|gb|dota <|ukaY|> magbigay naman kau ng topic para sa lahat.. * |elvis|gb| is now known as |christmas| uu nga <|christmas|> i agree * Prankoys changes topic to 'Should homosexual fucktards be lined up and shot to death? Discuss.' grabeh.. lm m b.. from kruz n ligas.. linakad nmin hnggang techers vill... ... [Meanwhile, in the secret lair of the Dominion of Pain...] ... linakad nmin hnggang techers vill... OH YAEH TECHERS VILLAGE! YAEH "WELCOME TO TECHERS VILLAGE. WE PWNZ J00 WITH LOTS OF TECH WIZARDRY!" *factory explodes in the distance and spews 200GB MP3 players everywhere* OOOOH. Power tamod. Holy shit. Like uhh... extra hard semen. *drop* *crash* *explode* Bettar than high explosives. Magic niggers. "RIZZLE DIZZLE MAH JIZZLE *unicorns*" Tangina. brb "Yo yo yo! *dragonfire*" Tutan Beds. The beds for Tutan. *helicopter blow job* ... My dreams are going to be fucked up tonight, aren't they? Most likely. You teh magical bastard. Something. Techers village. APOCALYPTIC NIPPLES *downward spirals* CATACLYSMIC DEDE RUSH Double etits. NOOOOOOOOO You win. * Prankoys changes topic to 'KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN || http://fyad.org/3cbj' "Check me out, my name's Pekpek!" Goddamnit. Not Ma'am Prekprek again. "WHAAAAAAT?! ME TOO!" Ah. Si Miss Pruke. Or Krepyas, whatever. Ma'am Krepyas. "MY SPIDER SENSE IS TINGGIL" Ulrayt. *tinggil scoop* "Tinggil in sight." *bang* "Tinggil down!" Oh shit. "It takes two to tinggil." *fiery mangina* Mangina? Eww. Oh god, not mangina again. "Pare, you're so hot. Pa-kiss naman." "And lick my pipi while you're at it." ... Puta naman e. I can think of uhh... 5,000 reasons why that sentence is so fucking wrong. Reason #4521: Conyo talk Reason #3321: Bakla yung mama Reason #152: Hindi maaring magkaroon ng pekpek ang lalake And something something. Tapos ano. "Tol, pakantot." *brusko poses* "GRARRRG" *arabesque* Hanep. Shrug. *octuple 5-inch backflip* (Ano raw?) Wow. Measured backflips. Basta ano... uhh... nag-backflip siya ng walong beses... 5-inches of the ground. Tapos ano... uhh... tatlong beses siya nauntog. ...san si Kevin? * Prankoys remembers Afro Ninja. Imano. No net, I guess. Oo astig yung Afro Ninja. Yabang pa e. *nasal exhale* *shit-eating grin* *lousy backflip* *thud* *crazy guy with dreadlocks grabs vibrator* Whoa. And so on and so forth. Mostly niggers. Astig na title ng sine yun a. "Mostly Niggers" (aka Amistad) (Ooooh. Foul yun a.) bat dati tumawag ako may sumagiot Yampertly. I need ideas for ASCII art. Nipples and dicks. Or a dinosaur. An eagle. Or a donut. Wow. mags. Tanginang yan. ... MAKE A FUCKING DONUT MANONG RENE ! OH YAEH MANONG RENE ASCII ART Di naman e. :( My Asm calculator looks fucking ordinary. ... ... ... Tangina. Ang hirap mag-isip ng ASCII art. I already told you. ASCII donut. ASCII goatse ... (oo) | || -+- /||--- / || /\ _/ \_ Wow. Or if you want, you can have this one I found four years ago (if this file's timestamp is to be believed). Everyone shut up until I'm done with the graphic. !! T\ Y I |/ / _ /T | \I | I Y.-~/ I l /I T\ | | l | T / T\ | \ Y l /T | \I l \ ` l Y __ | \l \l \I l __l l \ ` _. | \ ~-l `\ `\ \ \\ ~\ \ `. .-~ | \ ~-. "-. ` \ ^._ ^. "-. / \ | .--~-._ ~- ` _ ~-_.-"-." ._ /._ ." ./ >--. ~-. ._ ~>-" "\\ 7 7 ] ^.___~"--._ ~-{ .-~ . `\ Y . / | <__ ~"-. ~ /_/ \ \I Y : | ^-.__ ~(_/ \ >._: | l______ ^--.,___.-~" /_/ ! `-.~"--l_ / ~"-. (_/ . ~( /' "~"--,Y -==-. _) (_/ . \ : / l '"~. \ \ / `. . .^ \_.-~"~--. ) (_/ . ` / / ! )/ / / _. '. .': / ' ~(_/ . / _ ` .-<_ /_/ . ' .-~" `. / \ \ ,z=. ~( / ' : | K "-.~-.______// "-,. l I/ \_ __{--->._(==. //( \ < ~"~" // /' /\ \ \ ,v=. (( .^. / /\ " }__ //===- ` / / ' ' "-.,__ {---(==- .^ ' : T ~" ll / . . . : | :! \\ (_/ / | | j-" ~^ ~-<_(_.^-~" There. Don't ask where it's from. I don't know either. HOLY MANONGNESS! eh. How the fuck will I draw that in Asm? conyo. ?? ano yan? ateneo What, 3000+ lines? taeneo _____ ____/_____\_____ <----------------> \_/= Wait, here's another one. . . / `. .' \ .---. < > < > .---. | \ \ - ~ ~ - / / | ~-..-~ ~-..-~ \~~~\.' `./~~~/ .-~~^-. \__/ \__/ .' O \ / / \ \ (_____, `._.' | } \/~~~/ `----. / } | / \__/ `-. | / | / `. ,~~| ~-.__| /_ - ~ ^| /- _ `..-' f: f: | / | / ~-. `-. _||_||_ |_____| |_____| ~ - . _ _ _ _ _> Or if you want to be a fucking lazy bastard... 8====D hm... passive dinosaur. Tangina. bali yung unang ASCII ama na kinakantot yung sangol na pusa So bale ganito ba yun: ?-----?? [raj@localhost ~]$ make love make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop. [raj@localhost ~]$ mount love mount: can't find love in /etc/fstab or /etc/mtab bali wargames sa saturday may tatlong nadagdag uhh bali 5 ang automatic na kalaban Ako, hindi pwede. Hmm. Is it legal to go apeshit and just BITE everyone instead of shooting? Dahil magpupunta ako ng LB para mag jakol sa campsite. LB? Libog Brigade. Libog Barn Los Banyo. Libog Boat. Laplap Bangeet. Tanginang barn yun. tangina May mga malilibog na baka, manok, baboy, lalake, yaya, sanggol... Sing with me! Malibog na sanggol... malibog na sangol... Right now. sangol na malibog.. right now. YAEH ayos Parehas pa talaga... :D pambansang awit ng malibog na sangol INC> powered by ALCATEL Malibog na Sanggol, incomplete. walang rectum From Regent. *sigh* I wanna play Diablo II again. But I promised myself not to play games 'til the end of the sem. ... w00t. I give up. Wanna play? :D Gimmie a few minutes. ... Hey. I never did give you a copy of my character, did I? Yay. Hang on while I dig the fucker up. Nope. Which character are we talking about here? Uh... Amazon. Oh yeah. Wag na lang. You can't have a copy of the Sorceress, because that bitch is mine. Mas masarap pakiramdam pag nakapulot ako nun e. Okay then. *dances around with Buriza* YAEH San nga ba ako tumigil dun? Hmm... ... oh yeah. Kay Duriel na pala ako. Oh, fuck. I can't remember why my CD is. Eh. WHY YOUR CD IS? ?? Oh, here it is. ... So many scratches. What the hell? Or were you trying to say "where"? *shakes head* NAHIHILO NA AKO. WOOOHOOO. Oh dear god. I pwned myself. PWNED. * Scharnhorst Wconv's bit. I mean, what the fuck? Why my CD is? Teka, imana switch to Wind0ze. (Wind0ze sucks, but you can't just scrub the gamer off of you, right?) WHY YOUR CD IS! * rraajj changes topic to 'HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY. BUT ARE GAY HOMOSEXUALS? 1132-1381-7346-2847-2617-6783' Walang gagalaw ng topic. * rraajj (~Schildkro@rraajj.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Switching to sucky technology.) ... * Scharnhorst wonders if he should switch some digits around. * St_Thomas is now known as Bushwhacked GO FOR IT ... Erm, no. GO-FOR-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT * Bushwhacked changes topic to '' blerp. i feel evil. Ooh. *shrug* had to do it. my hands were itching not just from allergies. remember i had cuts from the grass? Uhuh. I don't get it. yesterday they seemed like regular scabs. now theyre friggin blistery scabby allergy-y things on my hand. and its not just my hands my face is going apeshit * rraajj (rraajj@rraajj.users.undernet.org) has joined #gbnagers GINALAW KO YUNG DIGITS! MWAR HAR HAR HAR ...baytakrem. E. Gago. Tangina naman e. KANTUTAN NG KEYBOARD Asan na? Sa labas. ginalaw niya Puta. * Bushwhacked points at you 1132-1381-7346-2847-2617-6783 * rraajj (rraajj@rraajj.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Tangina.) Wow. That was weird. Lothar is a weak sonofabitch. Compared to Butch_Flowers, yes. No, I mean, REALLY weak. I think Rodolfo's died five times, tops. Butch_Flowers, around 15 thanks to stupid fucking Duriel. Lothar? Well, let's just say I died four times in 30 minutes. Onga. Gago si Duriel. I got so pissed I continued my Barbarian, Nancy. Stupid paladin. Corny ang mga melee-based characters. Parang typical e. It's ridiculously hard to focus on a stat, too. With a Sorceress, you just need to focus on vitality. Onga. With an Amazon, Dexterity. With a Necromancer, it gets a little complicated, depending on your build. With the melee classes, you have to balance all the stats or DIE. Teh weird. Onoes, so many points in strength, but I can't hit anything because of low dex. *dies* ONOES, I can't wear this kickass armor, so I'm stuck with a double digit suit of leather. *dies* NOT ENOUGH VITALIT-- *dies* *sigh* I wanna play. I'd play, but I'm going to sleep in a few minutes. Mlarp. Maglalaro ka? Weird. Kahit malapit nang matulog. What? No-aral talaga o I said "I'd," not "I'll". Babano. ... OH. OH. FUCK. Microarchitecture did this to me? Yes. You need sleep too. Yeah, well, at least you don't need to know why your CD is. Onga. WHY MY CD IS? Definitely one of the dumbest things I've done recently. Gah. I'mana sleep. I wanna make a song out of that. WHY, WHY OH WHY, WHY MY CD IS For some reason, I remember that song from fubar. I HAVE POOPY IN MY BUTT Wow. OH POOPY POOPY POOPY I HAVE P-POOPY I-IN MY BUTT POOPY POOPY POOPY I HAVE POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY TO SLEEP * Scharnhorst (Helios@Prankoys.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: YOUR HEAD A SPLODE [http://prankoysjjc.tripod.com]) Ano bang magandang gawin ? brailin si snoopy tapos matusok ng thorn barilin si prankoys tapos mahampas ng baton sipain sa ketchup dahil bobo lumamon? kumain ng hamon. ... "Sa" ketchup? yes, se ketchup Wow. Come a little closer Flicker in flight We’ll have about an inch space But I’m here I can breathe in What you breathe out *Let me know if I’m doing this right Let me know if my grip is too tight Let me know if I can stay all of my life Let me know if dreams can come true Let me know if this one’s yours too Shut the fuck up. Cause I see it And I feel it Right here And I feel you right here The vacuous right Steps aside to give meaning Shut the FUCK up. To Gemini’s dreaming The moon on its back And the seemingly gah Veiled r * X sets mode: +o prenotrigger * fEv1N[07] was kicked by Scharnhorst (Shut the hell up you stupid ass monkey) gah me do my turn if he comes back * pr0n (CAGNAZZO@202.86.200.188) has joined #dilimanians [pr0n] "A piledriver to a cat keeps the doctor away." Fahud. Kumpleto a. wala si vic. * Scharnhorst stares at pr0n. * Scharnhorst stares at pr0n... on Gmail. putsa ko nasa nf. *putsa *pusta puta. YAEH MAGIC NINONG TEH ROSY CHEEKED MAGIC NINONG DOOM PUTANGINA BATTLES THE EVIL RADIOACTIVE CYBORG KUYA GERMS OLRAYT MUTHAFUCKER Tangina. Instawin. NIPPLE *WHIIIIR* SUCK ME GROAR "And so, I was drinking some train and crumpets... and then SHOE! teh boom fell right off teh dinosaur eggs." "And then what?" "EGG ROLLS." "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA." *chinese gangster man religious firefighter century symbol" ULRAYT FENCE BOUNCER MMMMMMRF FIGHTING COCK * Scharnhorst is 1kb from WConv quota. WOOOHOOO Methinks it's time for of 'em crazy play shit thingies. YES PLEASE Hmm... *bwelo* INSANE TRIANGLE SOLO *ding ding ding dingding ding ding dingdingding ding* "LEGEND OF SORCERY FAGGOT" STARRRING Val Sotto as Jimmy Santos ... Yun lang. "WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA" "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA" "DI PA AKO TULI" "Bale nung bumili kami ng embudo ni Uncle Tom..." "Labing-anim?" "Tama, labing-anim. Sigurado yun." "Ahh... pwede naman sigurong magbenta ka ng asin tapos tumaya ka sa jueteng?" "Aba, di maari yun. Ni hindi ka nga totoong tao e." "S'ya nga ano. Kamusta ang albularyo ng bayan?" "Ayun, hinahawakan nya ang 'ano' ni Samuel." "Ahhh... kailan pa?" "Di ko alam e. Basta, mabilis." "Mabilis? PM or AM?" "Teka... pag-iisipan ko muna ha..." "Nag-iisip pa ako." "Di mo ba alam na nag-iisip ako, ha?" "HOY! NAG-IISIP AKO PUTANGINA" "..." "Men, napanood mo yung Radioactive Kuya Germs variety hour?" "Oo, astig yun. Kinantot nya yung utak ni Chuckie Dreyfuss." "Chuckie Dreyfuss?" "Oo, Richard Peralta." "Chuckie Dreyfuss?" "Oo, libreng bakya tuwing Linggo." "Ahhhhhhh..." "So... ano... uhhhhhhhhh..." *nakakamamatay na katahimikan* "NADULAS AKO!" *nawasak ang pader* "WALA NA TAYONG PAMALENGKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm <_zarita> oi choy may juicy ah <_zarita> i love you <_zarita> sino juicy? <_zarita> villa alam mo na kung cno * _zarita (~belat@203.76.241.18) Quit (Quit) WTF? * _zarita (~belat@203.76.241.18) has joined #dilimanians <_zarita> shit bano babano [Oh, go away already.] [As always, the latest WConvs can be acquired at http://lksantos03.tripod.com or by sending me (Prankoys/Nurgle/KillMaimBurn) a message on IRC. But you won't send me a message anyway, so disregard that.]