[The Weird Conversation Files, Volume 2 (edited)]
[Conversations from #Dilimanians on UnderNet]
[Compiled and edited by Prankoys]
[Special thanks to Inging from #StarControl on EFNet for the original WConv
 idea]
[Get more of the collection from lksantos03.tripod.com]

<dysphasic> bio, the course where youre gonna end up memorizing different bone
            structures of different animals...dogs, cats, mice, humans, tangina
            dami!

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<yuj`proj> java .. java ..
* Prankoys is going insane from studying c++ and c at the same time
* zonrox is now known as maladroit
<dysphasic> hoy mike. failure ka tlga....
<yuj`proj> pangalan palang ... nakakasindak na ... java .. java .. java..
<maladroit> blah di blah blah
<yuj`proj> wahaha
* yuj`proj sets mode: +o maladroit
<maladroit> two chimp alka gurtskies!
<chOk_10> hi ac!!
<maladroit> hi chok
<maladroit> hi nikki
<chOk_10> :)
<maladroit> hi nikka
<maladroit> ei yuj
<maladroit> oi prankoys
<dysphasic> yujin, send ko sayo notes ko dyan if you want..plus my old
            projects...basta, txt mo lang ako kapag mahirap
<maladroit> ui mike
<maladroit> elo diane
<yuj`proj> maladroit : batet ?
<maladroit> la lang
<HteBreed> ganda banat mo dysphasic...
<yuj`proj> <dysphasic> yujin, send ko sayo notes ko dyan if you want..plus my
           old projects...basta, txt mo lang ako kapag mahirap <--- teewayy lab
           kong ate
<yuj`proj> ahihi
<maladroit> masarap uminom ng tubig, lalo na kapag kulay pink
<yuj`proj> <maladroit> masarap uminom ng tubig, lalo na kapag kulay pink <-- mas
                       masarap kapag white o orange
<HteBreed> »¡«Scøøp MP3»!« [Jars of Clay-Famous last words.mp3]
<maladroit> ano? di ko maalala kung meron ba akong tumor sa mata
<yuj`proj> nyahaha
<mark--> oi red
<dysphasic> tnx mike. straight to the point naman eh.
<maladroit> kapag kumain ka ng kometa, alalahanin mong mag toothbrush... na
            walang toothpaste. floor wax na lang.
<maladroit> ang hindi marunong magbasa, papaslangin ng GI JOE
<maladroit> tapos ihahain sa kubeta
<maladroit> para kainin ni lolo
<maladroit> yun lang
<maladroit> baliw ako
<maladroit> amuyin mo ang sanga
<maladroit> tapos kaskasin mo ng bayoneta
<maladroit> wheeeeeee
<maladroit> ang sandpaper ay pwedeng deodorant sa kambing
<maladroit> ang bango ng diaper 
<maladroit> lalo na kapag kulay green
* dysphasic slaps maladroit around a bit with a large trout
<dysphasic> kadiri ka
<maladroit> aray.
<maladroit> masakit.
<maladroit> parang spaceship.
<maladroit> tralalalallalala
* yuj`proj slaps maladroit. with a large dildo
<maladroit> fry away with me...
<maladroit> and eat my mother
<maladroit> wheeheeheehee
<maladroit> maingay ako
<maladroit> wag nyo akong pakinggan
<maladroit> baka magkaroon kayo ng cancer
<yuj`proj> maladroit  : DI LANG NAGONLINE SI ANO AH !! GANYAN KANA AH !!
<maladroit> eh?
<maladroit> kanina pa ako ganito banlag
<yuj`proj> ay nagonline pala kaninang nasa bahay akon g kada ko !
<yuj`proj> ahaha
<maladroit> weh?
<maladroit> anong oras?
<maladroit> tralalalalala
<maladroit> monkeyshine monkeyshine...
<Prankoys> *sigh*
* dysphasic slaps maladroit around a bit with a large trout
* maladroit eats the trout, with some mentos and hair gel
<dysphasic> mentos!
<yuj`proj> langya dko na natapos tong ginagawa ko ah
<yuj`proj> ehehe
<dysphasic> hair gel!
<dysphasic> sarap!
<maladroit> oo
<maladroit> lalo na yung pubic hair flavor
<maladroit> yum yum!
<dysphasic> tangina
<dysphasic> tigang ka siguro?
<maladroit> correct!
<dysphasic> wawa
<dysphasic> gusto mo sex tayo
* maladroit sets normal mode
<maladroit> whoa.
<maladroit> ano tong lugar na ito?
<[p0pUlaR]> tsktsk
<yuj`proj> <dysphasic> gusto mo sex tayo <--------bwahahahaha
<[p0pUlaR]> tZzzSssssssssss...???!!!
<maladroit> ngek
<dysphasic> ala lang si bani...ala ako ka sex tuloy
<dysphasic> :(
<dysphasic> shiyet
<mark--> ??
<maladroit> nyay!
<maladroit> incest yan!
<maladroit> aaaaah!
<dysphasic> at akooooyyyyyyyyyy tigaaaaaaaaangggggggggggggg!
<dysphasic> inde ganito.
<yuj`proj> si [p0pUlaR] inggit
<dysphasic> si yujin na kapatid ko
* maladroit runs away
<dysphasic> sa bani na yung puta ko
<dysphasic> para masaya

<maladroit> EVIL!
<dysphasic> kilala nyo na ba ako dati? nung rinereyp ko pa sila lester?
<maladroit> the power of Christopher De Leon compels you!
<yuj`proj> aahaha @ ac
<yuj`proj> rineyp si lester amputek
<yuj`proj> ahaha
<maladroit> ni-reyp mo si lester?!
<dysphasic> yeah
<maladroit> hihihih <-tawang bading
<dysphasic> payag sha ma rape eh
<maladroit> holy f*ck.
<dysphasic> ang saya!
<dysphasic> inde na nga rape yun eh. kasi payag sha diba? dapat ang rape, by
            force..
<yuj`proj> <maladroit> ni-reyp mo si lester?!
<yuj`proj> <dysphasic> yeah
<yuj`proj> ahahahah
<maladroit> more like "seduced" ?
<dysphasic> kulit ah
<maladroit> ewan ko
<maladroit> la na ako pakialam sa mga trip mo
<dysphasic> more like...paid?
<dysphasic> nyayayayayayayay
<maladroit> paid? how much? beinte?
<dysphasic> inde ah....mura lang
<dysphasic> parang beinte centimos

<[p0pUlaR]> pssZzzzzzzzzzz
<maladroit> psZzzzzzzzzz?
<maladroit> psZzzzzzzzzzxxxmoyoootoopppornojackmonketiooooooo?
<maladroit> wheeeheheheheeeeehehe
<maladroit> masarap singhotin ang pepsi sa pamamagitang ng puting istraw 
<maladroit> amoy pepsi
<maladroit> ang pepsi
<maladroit> bakit amoy pepsi, ang pepsi?!

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<maladroit> JJJJJJJJJJJJIIAAAAN JOE!
<Prankoys> holy shit, dude.
<maladroit> the real african hero!
<maladroit> jian joe is there
<MeTaLL|cA> aycee bird
<Prankoys> alam mo kung ano pinapakinggan ko ngaun?
<maladroit> he never gives up! he's always there, fighting for freedom over land
            and air!
<maladroit> jiaaaaaaaan joe!

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 the story]
<maladroit> fwooooosh! teeneyj mootant ninja tartols!
<maladroit> teeneij mootangkt ningjah tartols!
<maladroit> tartols in da hap shells!
<maladroit> tartol pawer!
<maladroit> kawa-bang-GA!
<maladroit> cowabunga?
<maladroit> raphael is cool, but rude!
<maladroit> michaelangelo is a party dude!
<maladroit> kumpol kumpol kumpulangot!
<maladroit> Episode Twenty Three: Donatello uses Lactacyd for the first time
<maladroit> Don: Master Splinter!
<maladroit> Splinter: Yes, My son?
<maladroit> Don: I feel gay.
<maladroit> Splinter: That's okay, i'm gay too.
<maladroit> -Next Scene-
<maladroit> Leo: Holy crap!
<maladroit> Mike: Oh my god!
<maladroit> Raph: Hmm... never seen a gay rat before.
<maladroit> Don: Hey, i like to drink Lactacyd!
<maladroit> Splinter: Yeah! me too! it keeps me fresh all day!
<maladroit> Mike: Holy Crap. This is the saddest thing i've ever set my eyes
            upon.
<maladroit> *Leo cries.*
<maladroit> Raph: Stupid crybaby!
<maladroit> -Next Scene-
<maladroit> Leo hampas hampas walis in the mukha of Raphael
<maladroit> Leo: You're very angering me na ha!
<maladroit> Raph: Would you shut your BIG BIG mouth ha! i am very angriness
            today!
<maladroit> (bumigay na rin si Michaelangelo)
<maladroit> Mike: Ay mga fafa, i am crush on you na! Ang powgee ninyo!
<maladroit> THE END.

<maladroit> announcer: our next show... Abmentyurs of Tata Ambo!
<maladroit> -Theme Song-
<maladroit> Tata Ambo, he is very handsome bitch!
<maladroit> Tata Ambo, he is very functional!
<maladroit> Tata Ambo, he is very generously!
<maladroit> Tata Ambo, he is very cleanliness!
<maladroit> =CHORUS=
<maladroit> idol kita, tata ambo!
<maladroit> ang gwapo gwapo mo!
<maladroit> mukha akong gago, kumpara sa kagwapuhan mo!
<maladroit> tata ambo, bakit ba wala kang ilong?
<maladroit> bakit ba anim ang iyong utong?
<maladroit> =MONSTER GUITAR SOLO=
<maladroit> Episode One: Tata Ambo goes to College
<maladroit> Tata Ambo: oy, gago kang guard ka ha!
<maladroit> Tata Ambo: asan ang building ng european languages?!
<maladroit> *Tata Ambo hampas monkey wrench guard*
<maladroit> guard: um sir, ang building na yon ay ...
<maladroit> Tata Ambo: wala akong pakialam, eto o fetus, kainin mo mamaya
<maladroit> -Next Scene-
<maladroit> Tata Ambo enters the office of the chairman
<maladroit> label on door: Office of the Chairman
<maladroit> label on door: Office of the Chairman, Erwin Mangahasa Jr.
<maladroit> Tata Ambo: um miss, saan po si erwin mangahasa?
<maladroit> Miss: ako nga pala si Erwin Mangahasa
<maladroit> Tata Ambo: paano ka magiging Erwin e babae ka?!
<maladroit> Erwin: oi, hindi ako babae no!
<maladroit> Erwin: BADJING ako!
<maladroit> Tata Ambo: ngek! bakit ka naging chairman ng european languages kung
            bading ka?!
<maladroit> moral of the story: totoong crossdresser ang chairman ng european
            languages sa UP.
<maladroit> nakita ko kanina e!
<maladroit> hehehe
<maladroit> nakakatakot!
<maladroit> brrr....
<maladroit> and to think na kaibigan un ng kuya ko!
<maladroit> aaaah!
<maladroit> teacher kasi kuya ko sa UP e
<maladroit> teacher ng French
<maladroit> astig!
<maladroit> hehehe

<aycee> yeah!
<aycee> i feel the power!
<aycee> bwahahahhaa
<aycee> i am GAY.
<aycee> weeeheeehheee
<aycee> hihihihihih
* aycee hampas chinelas mukha, talsik uhog
<eUg3nE> nyahah
* aycee hampas tubo mata, sabay sakay ng tricycle, nahilo driver tapos lumipad
        tapos nabiyak ang ulo kasi tanga tapos may aso na kumagat sa pantalon
        ko, napunit tapos wala na akong pantalon naglakad ako pauwi na nakahubad
        tapos natapunan ako ng iced tea.
* aycee bumili ng beyblade, kaso hindi marunong kinain yung tali tapos hinampas
        sa sarili... kaso pano mo ihahampas ang isang bagay na kinain mo na?

<eUg3nE> leche naman oh
<eUg3nE> grr
<aycee> leche flan...
<aycee> mmm...
<aycee> masarap ang leche flan...
<aycee> lalo na kapag may bagoong
<aycee> hehehehe
<aycee> tralallalala
<aycee> i am insaneings
<aycee> you can never be...
<aycee> a better kind...
<aycee> if you don't leave...
<aycee> the world behind...
<aycee> waste my days...
<aycee> drowned away...
<aycee> it's just the thought of you, in love with someone else...
<aycee> breaks my heart, to see you hanging from a shelf...

<Prankoys> very lively in here.
<Prankoys> oh, the excitement!
<Prankoys> blah blah blah
<Prankoys> mary had a little lamb
<Prankoys> i like to hold fuzzy little animals and give them huggie-wuggies

<ahuramazd> here it goes
<ahuramazd> welcome to the stupid radio station DYLKS
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<ahuramazd> i'm you're stupid host, Mister Rogers MonkeyMonkey
<ahuramazd> oops
<ahuramazd> typo
<ahuramazd> YOUR STUPID HOST PALA
<ahuramazd> <-bobo
<ahuramazd> and our topic for today is: Gay Fathers and their Gay Sons
<ahuramazd> GayDad: hey son, i am gay. and i want you to know dat.
<ahuramazd> GaySon: Yes, people are gay, and so are cows.
<ahuramazd> GayMom: Raymond, what about me?!
<ahuramazd> GayDad: shut up, i married you because of the money
<ahuramazd> GayDad: and now that u gave me a son, i don't need you anymore
...
<ahuramazd> GayDad: um, son, why are you kissing the dog?
<ahuramazd> GaySon: because i am gay, and the domestic canine unit is also gay.
<misz_weEd> wahahahahaha!
<misz_weEd> ayos ah!
<ahuramazd> and then they all had a gay party
<ahuramazd> it was a birthGAY party!
<ahuramazd> tralalal
<retsel> -=[] dapat sa prom ketchup song diba Ayako13f []=-
<ahuramazd> a
<retsel> -=[] mali []=-
<retsel> -=[] dapat sa prom ketchup song diba ahuramazd []=-
<ahuramazd> ang korni, dyuskopo
<retsel> -=[] ehehehe []=-
<retsel> -=[] ketchup song = it suits your soul!! []=-
<retsel> -=[] ehehe []=-
<misz_weEd> ngeks!
<ahuramazd> sira
<misz_weEd> mauna kang magsayaw lestat ha!!
<ahuramazd> ketchup song = it SOOTHES my soul!
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<retsel> -=[] sure wag na []=-
<retsel> -=[] ehehehe []=-
<retsel> -=[] stig []=-
<JiAn> asereje
<JiAn> ja
<retsel> -=[] hehehehe []=-
<JiAn> deje
<ahuramazd> deje
<JiAn> dejere
<JiAn> jebe
<JiAn> de
<JiAn> sebiunova
<ahuramazd> tralalala monkey ragatanga and he dances blah blah
<JiAn> majabi
<ahuramazd> he also likes to eat ketchup with bagoong
<misz_weEd> kabisado ni jian ah!!!!!!
<misz_weEd> wohooooo!
<retsel> -=[] hehehee []=-
<ahuramazd> he likes ketchup so much, that he bathes in it.
<misz_weEd> haha!
<misz_weEd> idol!
<misz_weEd> wahaha!
<ahuramazd> he also drinks UFC Litro!
<ahuramazd> yeah!
<JiAn> prents ako eh!
<JiAn> sagadum
<Pelaez> Chicago movie review sa lks2003.tripod.com
<ahuramazd> Always UFC Ketchup
<ahuramazd> Enjoy UFC Ketchup
<JiAn> jupran ako
<misz_weEd> ngeks
<ahuramazd> rapsa talaga itong CFU puhcteK!
<retsel> -=[] ketchup ng mga dancer []=-
<ahuramazd> hell yeah
<ahuramazd> ugaliing mag UFC everyday!
<ahuramazd> kung gusto mo, singhutin mo na rin!

<retsel> -=[] ahuramazd lam mo ung commercial ng revicon!? []=-
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<misz_weEd> wow
<misz_weEd> nilayasan ka lestat!
<retsel> -=[] hehehhe []=-
<retsel> -=[] ano yan eh []=-
<retsel> -=[] tinawg na nanay []=-
<retsel> -=[] papabilin ng patis []=-
<misz_weEd> na nanay??
<misz_weEd> haha!
<retsel> -=[] IT SOOTHES YOUR SOUL! []=-

<retsel> -=[] meron na kayo ung lola na nagkeketchup dance?? []=-
<retsel> -=[] ha? []=-

<pinkerton> i like to eat monkeys for breakfast
<[p0pUlaR]> pPl hre r WiErDohZz!!
<pinkerton> because eating monkeys is very happiness for you! 
<pinkerton> and i am very happiness!
<pinkerton>  pPl hre r WiErDohZz!!<----correction: ako lang ang weirdo rito.
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* [p0pUlaR] was kicked by JiAn (» ikaw ang wirdo gago..pokpok.. (VirusScript ME)
            (BeTa) «)
<pinkerton> nice one ji!
<pinkerton> jiaaaan joe!
<pinkerton> tralalallaa

* pinkerton ay uminom ng lactacyd para bumango ang kanyang ***-***.

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<pinkerton> tralalalalalala
<pinkerton> ei nix
<pinkerton> oi nimo
<pinkerton> oi prankoys
<Prankoys> hey.
<pinkerton> laro tayo ng monkey monkey annabelle
* nikki_13 sets mode: +o pinkerton
<pinkerton> tralalalala ding dong
<pinkerton> the new craze: hip hop ballerinas
<pinkerton> yo! yo! ouch, i think i broke my leg
<pinkerton> hmmm... let's see now
<pinkerton> i want my wowwipop!
<pinkerton> tralalala, flying construction worker
<pinkerton> constipated sandwich?
<pinkerton> *uhurm*
<pinkerton> green eggs and ham is very educations
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<pinkerton> sus naman o, umalis agad
<pinkerton> tsl tsl
<pinkerton> tsk tsk
<pinkerton> bano
<pinkerton> fry my nose

<maladroit> oh what the hell...
<maladroit> i am GAY.
<MacrOsS> very gay
<MacrOsS> VERY GAY
<maladroit> oi mac, date kita sa prom ha
<maladroit> para astig
<MacrOsS> VERY VERY GAY
<maladroit> la ako ka-date e
<MacrOsS> A YABBA DABBA GAY-OLD TIME

<maladroit> i am a sad being.
<maladroit> (being? you're nothing but trash.)
<kR|zzZZzz> hay naku nagdradrama nanaman...
<maladroit> blah blah blah
<maladroit> na naman?
<maladroit> ngorks
<MacrOsS> putsa sobrang busog lang yan
<maladroit> hmm...
<kR|zzZZzz> naguguton na ulit ako..
<MacrOsS> putsa=catsup
<maladroit> siguro dahil sininghot ko yung PEPSI
<maladroit> ang sakit sa ilong
<kR|zzZZzz> puede pa ba bumalik don????
<MacrOsS> puede, amigo
<maladroit> ayoko na kumain...
<MacrOsS> aviso, kris
<ade_69> yak!
<maladroit> tol, pag kumain ako sa lunes, hampasin nyo ako ng armchair!
<MacrOsS> calboys de la keson abenyu dis oras del gabi 
<kR|zzZZzz> oo ba
<HteBreed> puro lalake ba tyo d2???
<HteBreed> puro lalake ba tyo d2???
<MacrOsS> ade?
<maladroit> para pag dating ng CAT, mag collapse ako
<maladroit> para madala ako sa ospital
<MacrOsS> kris?
<kR|zzZZzz> bakit po..
<maladroit> tapos mako-comatose ako
<MacrOsS> oy
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<maladroit> tapos ilibing nyo ako ng buhay

<MacrOsS> kris,mike,adrian,ac,kiks
<MacrOsS> bye
<MacrOsS> gamit pa ng kuya ko ie
<maladroit> wokey
<kR|zzZZzz> sabihin mo rin samin kuck u bago ka umalis..
<Prankoys_> "kiks?" PAKYU
<kR|zzZZzz> sabihin mo rin samin fuck u bago ka umalis..
<maladroit> ngek
<maladroit> kicks
<MacrOsS> kuck u!
<maladroit> kuck u!
<maladroit> kucking shit
<maladroit> kuckshit
<maladroit> mapait ang aking kapalaran
<MacrOsS> anlayo ng f sa k
<maladroit> putang ina
<MacrOsS> kick na yan
<MacrOsS> sabog
<maladroit> sige ok lang.
<MacrOsS> di ba, fris?
<MacrOsS> krancis!
<MacrOsS> musta?
<maladroit> tama naman sa aking ung ma-fick e
<MacrOsS> mife?
<kR|zzZZzz> nagkamali lang po..
<maladroit> nagfamali lang po..
<MacrOsS> nagfafamali talaga tayo
<maladroit> fantutan na lang
<MacrOsS> ficf nyo na ko
<MacrOsS> para mabilis
<maladroit> fantutin mo ang fufo ko
<maladroit> fantutin mo ang fufo fo
<maladroit> fupal
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
<maladroit> afo rin.
<MacrOsS> aalis na ko!!
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<[p0pUlaR]> [chOk_10] gRoW uP kiD!!!!!
<dysphasic> feeling mo popular
<chOk_10> ur the kid noH!
<chOk_10> hehe
<[p0pUlaR]> reallY???
<[p0pUlaR]> mga feeler kayo!!...........tzzSs..watevr!??
<chOk_10> o sure
<chOk_10> juz shut up
<[p0pUlaR]> whatever!!
* [p0pUlaR] was kicked by dysphasic (wag mo aawayin si chok!)
["feeler?"]

<Crispin^> tara, magnakaw tayo ng bangko!
<Crispin^> este, mangHOLDAP tayo ng BANGKO!
<Crispin^> <-tanga

<ormazd> i am boombay
<ormazd> i like to dress up like a girl
<ormazd> kaso ang baho baho ko raw
<ormazd> kaya di bagay
<ormazd> tapos, mahilig ako kumain ng chalk
<ormazd> nilalagay ko sa lumpiang saging 
<ormazd> aka "turon"
<ormazd> i also like reading toilet paper

<JiAn> ifagfatawad mowh
<JiAn> aking kafangahasan
<JiAn> vinivini kowh
<JiAn> shanay maintindihayn
<JiAn> ala kowng leylan lang tayow nagkatagfowh
<JiAn> ngunit farah lang sayowh ayawh ng lumayowh...
<JiAn> ifagfatawad mowh
<JiAn> ako ayh naguguluhhann

<pinkerton> coolest website: www.masturbateforpeace.com
[The scariest thing about this is... the site really does exist.]

<mediatrix>   popular BaDiNg!
<_pOpUlaR_> u r so pathetic! ...quit bein an asshole!
<mediatrix>  popular AbNoY!
<_pOpUlaR_> mediatrixShUt uP GAY! ...quit bein an asshole!
<_pOpUlaR_> mediatrixShUt uP watevR!!??????? ...quit bein an asshole!
<_pOpUlaR_> mediatrixShUt uP SLUT! ...quit bein an asshole!
<mediatrix>  popular bob0!
<_pOpUlaR_> mas ka! ...quit bein an asshole!
<mediatrix>  popular mayabang!
<_pOpUlaR_> talaga! ...quit bein an asshole!
<_pOpUlaR_> SLUT! ...quit bein an asshole!
<_pOpUlaR_> pRoZt! ...quit bein an asshole!
<ThIrTeEn> ang saya saya!!
<mediatrix> \ popular SLUT! /
<mediatrix>   popular SLUT!  
<mediatrix> / popular SLUT! \
<rhiezel^^> lol..
<_pOpUlaR_> gO 2 hEll! ...quit bein an asshole!
<ThIrTeEn> ay bobo daw o??!!!
<_pOpUlaR_> ThIrTeEnShUt uP sHut da heLL u uP! ...quit bein an asshole!
<ThIrTeEn> lang masabing iba??
<_pOpUlaR_> kR|zzZZzzShUt uP \ ...quit bein an asshole!
<mediatrix>    ____       _      _  __  _          _    
<mediatrix>   | __ )     / \    | |/ / | |        / \   
<mediatrix>   |  _ \    / _ \   | ' /  | |       / _ \  
<mediatrix>   | |_) |  / ___ \  | . \  | |___   / ___ \ 
<mediatrix>   |____/  /_/   \_\ |_|\_\ |_____| /_/   \_\
<_pOpUlaR_> ka! ...quit bein an asshole!
<_pOpUlaR_> mediatrixShUt uP GAY! ...quit bein an asshole!
<ThIrTeEn> anu yan panay quit bein an asshole..
<kR|zzZZzz> la ka na bang iba ng english na masabi...
<_pOpUlaR_> huh ? ...quit bein an asshole!
<_pOpUlaR_> duh! ...quit bein an asshole!
<mediatrix> quit bein an asshole!
<mediatrix> quit bein an asshole!
<mediatrix> quit bein an asshole! pokpok!
<mediatrix> quit bein an asshole! bading!
<mediatrix> quit bein an asshole! echas!
<Prankoys> i think that's the full extent of his/her/its vocabulary.
<ThIrTeEn> HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ang saya!!!
<_pOpUlaR_> nonsenz ppl!
<mediatrix> \ BANO BANO BANO /
<mediatrix>   BANO BANO BANO  
<mediatrix> / BANO BANO BANO \
<mediatrix> haha
<_pOpUlaR_> shUt uP!
...
<mediatrix> POPULAR DI NAMAN SIKAT
<mediatrix> DAPAT SAYO.......
<mediatrix>    _          _       ___    ____  
<mediatrix>   | |        / \     / _ \  / ___| 
<mediatrix>   | |       / _ \   | | | | \___ \ 
<mediatrix>   | |___   / ___ \  | |_| |  ___) |
<mediatrix>   |_____| /_/   \_\  \___/  |____/ 
<_pOpUlaR_> tzzzZZ!
<_pOpUlaR_> u'r SICK!
<mediatrix> it's that tzzZZZZZ agen!
<mediatrix> :Þ @ popular!
<_pOpUlaR_> mediatrixShUt uP la ka ba mGaWa?!!!!??
<_pOpUlaR_> o nagpapapanCn ka lang tLaGa!!!???
* mediatrix PAPANSIN LANG TALGA
<mediatrix> kaw MAYABANG
<_pOpUlaR_> DaMNt!
<mediatrix> FEELING MAYAMAN
<mediatrix> FEELING MAYAMAN
<_pOpUlaR_> gO 2 hell & leave me alone!!!
<_pOpUlaR_> PAki mO!?
* _pOpUlaR_ was kicked by mediatrix (leave this channel. bawal nagpapaka ANGEL
            dito. feeling mo.)
* _pOpUlaR_ (avddw@AP-202-70-102-16.compass.com.ph) has joined #Dilimanians
* mediatrix sets mode: +b *!*@AP-202-70-102-16.compass.com.ph
* _pOpUlaR_ was kicked by mediatrix (aba't di nadala!)

<maladroit> iinomin ko na lang itong vaseline
<maladroit> mmm...
<maladroit> lasang melon

<[p0pUlaR]> tZzsSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!
[What the HELL is that supposed to mean, anyway?!]

<ASTRAL-07> hindi pwedeng kumain ng sabon ang mga taong nakasuot ng green!

* dams_02 sets mode: +o [aycee]
<mekkie> kulett...
<[aycee]> thanks dammay!
<mekkie> hehe
<[aycee]> i love you.
<dams_02> hehehe
<[aycee]> i LOVE you.
<chOk_10> hi aycee
<[aycee]> hi chok!
<[aycee]> i love you rin!
<[aycee]> hi prankoys!
<[aycee]> i love you too!
<chOk_10> ngek...!
...
<[aycee]> traaaaaaaaaaaalallalalalalaalamithilalalallalalalalalala
<mekkie> heheh
<[aycee]> hi dammay, will you marry me?

<[aycee]> i donk get it.
<[aycee]> holy pwet.
<[aycee]> i am misunderstood.
<soul17> =)
* [aycee] runs away
<Prankoys> where the hell did i put that profile survey?
<soul17> cool ka lang..
<soul17> =)
<mekkie> hehe
<[aycee]> ang lamig...
<[aycee]> :)
<[aycee]> i like to smile
<soul17> good for yah
<[aycee]> even though i have hair on my tongue.
<[aycee]> (ewwwww.)

<[aycee]> hi nikki!
<[aycee]> i love you.
<[aycee]> hi dams! i love you!
...
<[aycee]> hi jelbert!
<[aycee]> hi elmer!
<[aycee]> hi edward!
<[aycee]> hi jeremy!
<[aycee]> hi raymond!
...
<[aycee]> hi michael rachel locsin!

<{[aycee]}> hi dams!
<{[aycee]}> i love you!
<eUg3nE> anjan nga
<{[aycee]}> hi nikki!
<{[aycee]}> i love you!
<dams_02> hi aycee!!!!
<{[aycee]}> hi nikka!
<{[aycee]}> i love you rin!
<dams_02> yikee!
<eUg3nE> hi yum-
<eUg3nE> ehehe
<eUg3nE> <{[aycee]}> hi dams! <{[aycee]}> i love you!
          <<---------------UYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
<{[aycee]}> hi yujin!
<{[aycee]}> i love you too!
<{[aycee]}> hi ate diane!
<dams_02> nyahahaa
<{[aycee]}> i love you rin!
<eUg3nE> <{[aycee]}> hi yujin!<{[aycee]}> i love you too!
         <--------nyahahhaahha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<yum-> [] sLiM! []ehehe [] 20 []
<Prankoys> wtf?
<eUg3nE> palusot mo {[aycee]} 
<{[aycee]}> hi prankoys!
* eUg3nE changes topic to '<{[aycee]}> hi dams! <{[aycee]}> i love you! '
<{[aycee]}> tornks!
<{[aycee]}> unggoy ka
<dams_02> tugoinks!!!
<{[aycee]}> ayoko ko na nga!
<dams_02> ahahaha
<{[aycee]}> i hate you all!
<{[aycee]}> >:(
<dams_02> yah
<dams_02> ako din!!!!
<{[aycee]}> grrrrrrrrrrrr!
<dams_02> hate you all!!!!!!!!!!!!

<{[aycee]}> hi yujin!
<{[aycee]}> i like your eyebrows!
<{[aycee]}> and your shoes!
<eUg3nE> hi {[aycee]}
<{[aycee]}> and your hair!
<eUg3nE> kaw nalang ligawan ko
<eUg3nE> nyahah
<{[aycee]}> and your mayonnaise!
<eUg3nE> vacant kaba {[aycee]} ??
* Prankoys shuts the image of yujin and ac together out of his mind

<pUrpLisH_> me 3rd yr..
<{[aycee]}> me, caveman!
...
<{[aycee]}> I AM IMPOTENT!
<{[aycee]}> err... omnipotent!
<Creampuff> yoyo
<{[aycee]}> yaya
<{[aycee]}> kabayo?
<{[aycee]}> MAYONNAISE OF DOOM!
<pUrpLisH_> ?
<{[aycee]}> i love you all.
<{[aycee]}> i also love monkeys.
<pUrpLisH_> sabog ka ata ngaun aycee..jk
<{[aycee]}> and screwdrivers.
<{[aycee]}> oo, sabog ako
<{[aycee]}> matagal na.
<{[aycee]}> kaso mejo malungkot lang ako this past few days..
<{[aycee]}> kaya... yun.
<{[aycee]}> BURNT!

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<{[aycee]}> hello...
<{[aycee]}> something.
<{[aycee]}> your nick does not contain any letters except o and O
<{[aycee]}> so...
<{[aycee]}> i do not know your name.
<{[aycee]}> whatever your name is.
<{[aycee]}> if you have one.
<{[aycee]}> <-weirdo

<{[aycee]}> carpe diem, soom soom, capoeira mataba?
<{[aycee]}> turftsmblartmoomoo
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<[samara]> hi
<[samara]> =)
<{[aycee]}> i sense evil...
<{[aycee]}> from that well...
<{[aycee]}> look, the TV's going haywire!
<{[aycee]}> aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
* {[aycee]} will now die in seven days.
<[samara]> ...
<{[aycee]}> i have seen THE RING.

<Prankoys> let us kill maam lopez.
<m|chaeL> eheheh
<m|chaeL> imagine, single teacher nabuntis?!
<m|chaeL> wtf
<m|chaeL> !
<pInKish> whoa.
<pInKish> holy paking shet.
<m|chaeL> tpos ngyn bundat na miss
<m|chaeL> tangina
<pInKish> eh si Sir Dela Cruz, bakit xa buntis?
<pInKish> nanibak siguro ng kahoy.
<pInKish> <-tanga
<pInKish> heheh
<pInKish> MA'AM LOPEZ, boses kiki raw!
<pInKish> bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
<pInKish> taragis na banat yan o

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<Prankoys> tignan mo, 670k na yung logfile ko.
<[aycee]> DEMON CUNTER
<[aycee]> he is evil!
<[aycee]> he likes to cunt!
<[aycee]> grrrrrrrrrrr
<[aycee]> oi, cunta tayo!
<[aycee]> uhurm
<[aycee]> hi moon!
<m0oN> hi!
<[aycee]> good evening!
<[aycee]> enjoy your stay, here at...
<[aycee]> uncle jimmy's mongoloid house!
<[aycee]> heheh jok lang
<[aycee]> sheeee is loooooooove.
<[aycee]> SPATULA.
<[aycee]> LOVE equals SPATULA
<[aycee]> the saddest thing is...
<hot_ade> cno in luv?
<[aycee]> she ignores me.
...
<[aycee]> teeeeeeenage suicide!
<[aycee]> damn straight.
<[aycee]> let's us cut our nipples off, and cry "ISMAEEEEEEL!
<[aycee]> ISMAEL!
<[aycee]> ow.

* pinkerton is now known as jian``
<retsel> -=[] ehehe [la]=-
<retsel> -=[] asturnot! [la]=-
<retsel> -=[] i wanna ba an asturnot!! [la]=-
<MacrOsS> i wanna BA an scr***bong too
* jian` is now known as pinkerton
<retsel> -=[] ehehe [la]=-
<retsel> -=[] asturnot tayo!! [la]=-
<retsel> -=[] eheheheh [la]=-
<retsel> -=[] asturnot with mongo eyes! [la]=-
* pinkerton is now known as eibbed20
<jian``> MISTAKEN IDENTITIES!
* jian`` is now known as PINKERTON

<PINKERTON> hi jelbert!
<PINKERTON> alam mo jelbert, ang galing galing mo!
<PINKERTON> gusto mo sandwich?

* MacrOsS is now known as CIOCIOSAN
<PINKERTON> GUNDAM WING!
<eibbed20> [pUnk}POPEYE!! {rOck]
<PINKERTON> alam mo, pag may gundam wing ka, mayaman ka na!
<CIOCIOSAN> GAY!!!!
<PINKERTON> SCROTUMBONG!
<PINKERTON> bwaaaaaaaahahhahahah
...
<retsel> -=[] ASTURNOT PA RIN!! [la]=-

* CIOCIOSAN (PowerMac@ipdial-184-146.tri-isys.com) Quit (Quit: :tiuQ)
* PINKERTON (Craycee@202.175.227.162) Quit (Quit: *.pwet *.split)
* Prankoys (Prankoys@ipdial-180-55.tri-isys.com) Quit (Quit: Ting pimeout)

<eUg3nE> hi
<eUg3nE> asl ?
<m|chaeL> ctc?
<eUg3nE> pic?
<m|chaeL> asl?
<m|chaeL> name?
<m|chaeL> schl?
<m|chaeL> pic?
<eUg3nE> schl ?
<m|chaeL> topic?
<eUg3nE> loc ?
<m|chaeL> sup?
<m|chaeL> yr?
<eUg3nE> crse?
<m|chaeL> bf?
<m|chaeL> u?

<m|chaeL> baizasiguerra!

<[POPGUN]> hoy, puking mustasa!
<[POPGUN]> tarantagago kayong lahat!
<[POPGUN]> DISKETTE
<[POPGUN]> DISKETTE SEX!
<[POPGUN]> DISKETTE ORGY!
<[POPGUN]> pinakasalan ko ang porkchop vendor
<[POPGUN]> "manong, pabili ng porkchop, will you marry me?"

* [POPGUN] was kicked by eUg3nE ([POPGUN])
<[POPGUN]> gago ka
<[POPGUN]> ang baho ninyo
<[POPGUN]> ang baho
<[POPGUN]> ano raw?
<[POPGUN]> di ko narinig yung sinabi ko e
<[POPGUN]> di naman nag "produce" ng sound e
<[POPGUN]> gago, di mo naririnig ang mga tinatype mo
<[POPGUN]> sira
<[POPGUN]> eh, banlag ka pala e!
<[POPGUN]> ano sapakan na lang?!
<[POPGUN]> tara!
<[POPGUN]> tawagin mo pa tatay mo e!
<[POPGUN]> hah!
<[POPGUN]> wala ka pala e!
* eUg3nE sets mode: +m
<Prankoys> HEY!
<Prankoys> i was logging his stupidity!
* eUg3nE sets mode: -m
<[POPGUN]> gusto mo tatay ko, ano ka bading?
<[POPGUN]> eh kung kainin ko yung kapatid mo...
<[POPGUN]> hmm...
<[POPGUN]> pwede rin
<heynah> aycee,cno kausap m jan?
<[POPGUN]> nakatikim ka na ba ng deodorant?
<[POPGUN]> oo! masarap ang deodorant!
<[POPGUN]> lalo na yung safeguard...
<[POPGUN]> napakasarap!
<[POPGUN]> parang mechado!
<u_BiTCH_u> TwAcY||»» AyCee ANg FaNI Mo wahahahhahahh nsan b c MITHI? ««|| 22 17
<[POPGUN]> pantog.
<[POPGUN]> sa akin na naman xa hinanap...
* [POPGUN] runs away
<[POPGUN]> bwaaaaaahahahha
<[POPGUN]> paglaki ko, magtitinda na lang ako ng sampagita!
<[POPGUN]> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<[POPGUN]> di ba may course sa UP kung paano magtinda ng sampagita?
<[POPGUN]> college of Sampagitistics <-corny
<[POPGUN]> i'd rather have bad times with mithi...
<[POPGUN]> than good times with my dog...
<[POPGUN]> (ha, ano raw?)
<[POPGUN]> har har
<[POPGUN]> makabagong tawa
<[POPGUN]> demonic
<[POPGUN]> pantog kayo, asan ang voice ko?!

<[aycee]> SOUR PANTOG SNACKS!

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<misz_weEd> oist guys!
<{]aycee[}> woooooooooooooi, phat!
<{]aycee[}> ashtig
<misz_weEd> hoi ac!
<{]aycee[}> woi phat!
<{]aycee[}> ashtig
<{]aycee[}> saan ba nakakabili ng henna?
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<{]aycee[}> kamote
<{]aycee[}> inom tayo ng zonrox
<{]aycee[}> tapos, sakay tayo ng tricycle
<misz_weEd> pra san ung henna pare??
<{]aycee[}> tapos, hampasin natin ng sapatos yung driver!
<{]aycee[}> wala lang, ta-tattoo-an ko yung sarili ko
<{]aycee[}> para astig
...
<{]aycee[}> gusto ko ng dambuhalang lata ng liver spread, itattoo sa likod ko

<STILETTO^> phat, magkano uli yung sapatos mo?
<STILETTO^> gusto ko ng ganyan e
<STILETTO^> very stylish 
<STILETTO^> pwedeng isabit sa krismas tree
<STILETTO^> astig kasi e
<STILETTO^> functionable rin
<STILETTO^> all-around

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<bentot> prankoys
<Prankoys> what?
<bentot> nuthn
<bentot> nyak
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> nuthn
<bentot> nuthn
<bentot> nuthn
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> bentot bantot
<bentot> prankoys
<bentot> prankoys
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<Prankoys> idiot.

<chOk_10> hi poh! :)
<MacrOsS> hipo!?
<MacrOsS> AYYY!!!

<MacrOsS> fhy-ting cyyym
<MacrOsS> tru-yin to save-duh-wurld
<MacrOsS> endey cum justin tym
<MacrOsS> duh puh-wur-puff curls!
<[POPgun]> curls?
<[POPgun]> pahh-wurh-faf!
<Prankoys> now i'm beginning to regret recommending your button-making services
           to her...
<[POPgun]> gaurls!
<MacrOsS> fuwerfaf!
<Prankoys> mein gott...
<MacrOsS> ten-ten-tenten!

* Prankoys runs out of stuff to include in wconv2
<Prankoys> all right people...
<Prankoys> say something stupid.

[The Weird Conversations of #Dilimanians]
[A Prankoys JJC production]
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