Constipated Again
Posted: 8:45 PM (Manila Time) | February 12, 2003
By Prankoys JJC
Gummy Village Idiot/Jack-of-all-trades
The peace of the IV-Lope K Santos classroom was shattered today by the arrival of the dreaded Ms. Pandikit, or Ma'am Japendot the Rapper as she was once known. The group that was supposed to hold a quiz game were caught unprepared, and this irked Pandikit, who probably wasn't able to take a dump in the morning. Unconfirmed reports say this is due to the absence of an anus in Pandikit's body. Gummy is still working on acquiring Pandikit's medical files, which will confirm these reports.
Anyway, Pandikit berated the group for not preparing their report, and also criticized the discussion they held for the last two days. The group's game was forcibly cancelled, probably dropping the group's marks in that area to zilch. It is hoped that the next group will fare better, but at the hands of Japendot, you can never be for certain.
That's not the only thing Japendot has done to our class. We have been blamed for things we had no control of, grilled for things we had nothing to do with, among other things... indeed, our section is the most despised by the teachers... Oh well, that's life.
Strange how these "teachers" delegate their work to their students while they just sit back and call every mistake, no matter how small, the students make. We have no obligation to do their job for them, as our only motivation is the grade we get for doing such tasks. We would be more enthusiastic about doing our work if we got a cut of their wages, as we deserve compensation for doing THEIR work. Feh.
Note #1: Prankoys is tired, so don't bother him about this article until he gets some rest.
Note #2: Failure to heed the above warning will result in you living with a prosthetic head for the rest of your life.
Note #3: Prankoys has to go the bathroom now. A fleet of yellow submarines awaits deployment.
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