Name: John Paul Gaerlan Lizardo
Nickname: Japoy
E-mail address: wala pa eh! [and even then, you wouldn't get to find out, stalkers. - Prankoys JJC]
Chatroom nickname: -
Birthdate: June 8
Birthplace: QC
Weekly Allowance: P 500
Hobby: Playing basketball, drums
Favorite food: Chopsuey
Favorite drink: Syempre ano pa ba e di MAYLO!
Favorite TV show: Kool Ka LAng, UFC (Ultimate Fighting)
Favorite sport: Taekwondo, basketball, swimming, table tennis
Favorite video game: Wala eh!
Favorite book: Sorry wala rin!
Favorite writer: Geronimo Cristobal and Francis Tolentino!!! (sipsip daw)
Favorite movie: Bruce Lee movies
Favorite actor: -
Favorite actress: -
Favorite singer: -
Favorite band: Freestyle, Incubus
Favorite song: No Such Thing, Back to You, Manila by Hotdog (MTM!)
Favorite teacher: Ma'am Duka!
Reason: Taas grade ko eh!! Ayus kabarkada
Favorite subject: Recess!!! (joe) Filipino
Reason: Mataas din eh!!!
Favorite classmate: Lahat!!! At lahat ng Lope K. Sigma!
Reason: Kasi LKS the best!!!
Favorite tyrannical dictator: Wala!!!
Favorite airline: Korean Airlines
Favorite time period: Pagtapos na lahat ng subject
Favorite condom brand: Wala eh!! Siguro Frenzy
Favorite perfume: Hugo Boss!
Favorite pet: Aso!
Favorite hangout: Tindahan sa may kanto!
Greatest dream: To be an olympic gold medalist
Person admired most: My father and my mother
Future plans: Syempre magkapamilya!!
Unforgettable occurence this year: Di ko maalala tulungan mo nga akong alalahanin?
Likes: Gusto!
Dislikes: Ayaw!
Describe yourself: I am always happ! Sometimes sleepy! HYPER! KULET
Motto: LKS THE BEST!!! God is good all the time!
Would you rather be buried or cremated? How about fumigated?
Siguro fumigated para di ako uurin nyahahaha!!!
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
I want to be forgotten remembered! (tama ba?)
Do you get the urge to defecate when you take a piss in the morning?
Sometimes!
In your opinion, who sucks the most in the classroom?
Wala naman lahat may pakisama!
Who is the most beautiful person for you?
My mother of course!!!
Ever fall through a manhole? Did you get dirty? Did it stink?
Di ko pa nasusubukan eh hayaan mo mamaya susubukan ko!
Three wishes...
1. Sana marami pera!
2. Sana di-magkasakit
3. Sana bigyan mo pa ako ng 3 wishes!
Have you ever eaten dog? Cat? Dragon? How did it taste?
Yup! Tastes like chicken!
Crush mo ba si Maxene M.? Si Francis M.? Si Sharon? E si Jose de Venecia?
Hindi eh! Si Jorge siguro
Is your name Helen?
Don't think so!
Ever poured rat poison in your cereal by mistake?
Not yet!
Ever been chased by a horny corpse?
Nope!
Putting burning dog poop on people's doorsteps: Funny?
I've never tried it but I think it's very funny!
Which would you rather have, a skateboard, sports car, airplane, tank, boat, giant robot, or scoped high-power rifle?
I want to hav all of them!
Have you ever seen a human head enter a vagina completely? If so, did you cry or get the crap scared out of you?
Nope, because AC erased that movie from his PC. (kaya di ko nakita)
If you had a chance to be someone else, who would it be?
I think me!!!
Do you hate yourself?
Why should I? I'm damn sexy! (Yeah, baby, yeah!!!)
Do you like yourself?
Of course!!! BANLAG
Would you prefer a foreigner or alien from another galaxy as your husband/wife/lover?
Kun ano ibigay sakin ng Diyos!
Ever get bitten by a dog? How many times? Did it hurt?
Not yet!
What college are you planning on attending? What course? Planning on a master's degree?
La Salle, Comm Arts
The best movie you've ever watched was?
Bruce Lee movies!
What was the best book you never read?
High school books!!!
Any last words?
I think therefore I am
As long as one keeps searching the answrs come! <- Hoy alam nyo ibig sabihin nito
Lope K. Sigma the best!!!
